I had a friend who once upon a time. I felt really bad for him because he was one of my best friends, and for the most part a really awesome guy. So I hooked him up with the sluttiest girl in town. He got laid.

then that goddamned retard fell in love with the sluttiest girl in town like a moron and all hell broke loose. I told him not to, but he did anyway. Then she fucked him over and he spent a month sobbing on my fucking couch, and none of the girls I knew at the time would talk to me anymore because "yeah, Valerie is a slut and whatever, but you didn't need to aim a stalker at her, you fucking prick." I learned my lesson about helping weirdos out.

Achieve something, anything. Then do it again.

I'm taking a 180 and walking the fuck out of this thread.