No, those shirts aren't fitting the same as a year ago.
No, it's not normal to go up a jean size a year.
No, your relationship will not work if you leave her to 'cool down' behind the TV for a few hours every day. Do some shit.
You will sell your CD collection for a stupid price. Don't even bother, you never even listen to CDs anyway.
Your hair is going to go very thin around 22. Might want to get a ballin' cut beforehand.
If you go to college, actually join a student society. You might not consider it cool, but holy balls you'll need it to network.

Lastly, do not buy Western Digital external HDDs. You'll lose all the music, porn and random stuff you have. Twice.

The very last oldfag flew a plane into a mountain side so you might be disappointed with this thread. You already got fucking SFBE'S being posted to your thread very soon.