Help /loubge/!!!! I don't have health insurance so I need some medical advice. I ate a block of cheese in one sitting 3 days ago and haven't pooped since. Well this morning I pushed really really hard and all of the sudden I felt a tingling sensation in my testicles. Now one testicle is inflated and about 3 times the size of the other..... DA FUQ!

What happened to my testicle????

Should I see a doctor?

How serious is this?

You pissed in your ballsack mate.