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My stupid friends

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-27 11:07
Been friends with her for 3 years, she is the younger sister of my best friends wife. Says she loves my personality and uniqueness, she values weird ppl I guess, likes that I play music. Now I spend most days with her, but I am totally in the friend zone. Of course it is becuase I am 30 lbs overweight, she is like 10 lbs overweight and self conscious and wants to get back to where she was 2 yrs ago after breaking up with longtime bf. We jog together sometimes, I have been gyming it and dieting like a motherfucker trying to be the best person I can be, to try and earn her. the feels man I love her and she likes me alot but she just isnt attracted to me, she talks about other guys all the time, but shes afraid to talk to dudes, she has blown a few suitors off, but I no the second one comes around that fits her aesthetic Ill be dust in the wind... tfw man I can get in shape fast enough.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-27 13:58
Rape it. Kill it. Dump it.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-27 23:53
I was at my girlfriends house one time, stepped into the bathroom to take a dump.

Mom came home and said "I got a new vibrator since we broke the last one".
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-30 23:43
>>2
You mad newfag? Show some respect, i've been on this website for six full months

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