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I live in the best welfare state on Earth, England.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-21 20:32
How do I fuck up my legs so that I can never walk again /lounge/?

I live in the best welfare state on Earth, England. I have realised that I will not do anything great with my life and I can't be bothered to work.

I want to fuck up my legs so bad that I can never walk again and have to get by in a wheelchair for the rest of my life, then I will be guaranteed money coming in each month and I don't even have to leave my house.

I can just stay at home playing vidya and browsing /lounge/ for the rest of my life. The good life.

What do you suggest? I was thinking the rail track method?
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-21 20:44
But then how will you play basketball?
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-21 20:57
>>1
Best welfare state
England
Pick one

Swedfag reporting
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-21 21:04
you think you can't work in a wheelchair you lazy fuck? Kill yourself.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-03-21 21:16
as much as that sounds nifty i wouldn't give up the ability to walk for NEET bucks

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