I was visiting a relative in a small town nearby. After some good times and dinner I decided to take a walk and see what's new in town. It was around midnight and I was alone on the streets.

I found a stick and closed my eyes, pretending to be blind. It was fun. I was walking like that for about 2 hours. Then I got bored and when I opened them I found myself in some strange neighborhood.

I walked to last house there was. Beyond there be only fields of corn and wheat. The house was small. Two rooms, maybe three. I was curios. The front door was locked. I searched for another way in, and there it was, the kitchen's window.

Just as I thought! Two rooms. I checked the them, and all I found was a beautiful girl, sleeping.

I wonder, how many rooms does she have in her body? Whelp, there's only one way to find out!

I thank Jesus Christ that there was a kitchen with knifes, otherwise I was stuck to open her with my keys. So I took the biggest knife and went to her bed. She was like an angel. But an angel with rooms nevertheless. I removed the blanket slowly. She was sleeping naked. Odd. Anyway, I cut her cute belly with the knife and started opening her body. She woke up for some reason and started screaming. That didn't last long thou, she went back to sleep. Maybe she had a nightmare. Anyway, she was opened already. No rooms found. Only some meat stuff and red water. I was very disappointed. I washed myself and left.

Weird night. What was she dreaming about? Hm..

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Stupidity isn't creepy. You're a shitty author.

Yesterday I decided to do something new. I went outside and found a box. It was big enough to place a small child inside. So there it was, a task that had to be done. I live nearby a children garden. They were on play time and were outside. I lured one trough the fence with promises of toys and candy. When it was close enough I asked it to jump over the fence. It felt right into the box.

With fast paste I ran to my car to get my hammer. The little rascal was trying to escape. So I managed to calm him down with some hits trough the box. But some strange red water started to pour trough it. The box was ruined, so was my mission.

I left the box near a dumpster. I was so angry! So I kicked it for one last time, to calm my nerves and went back home.

Odd day.