What is so fucking hard to understand about having a friend and even a motherfucking best friend that happens to be of the female gender. Jesus fucking christ, I play lol with her, hang out with her all the time, shes funny. We drink and do drugs together but I never tried anything with her because shes just a fucking friend. I'm not in a fucking friendzone you fucking faggots.

Who said you were in the friendzone?

>>2
All of my stupid college friends some of them post on here too.....

>>3
Who's your favorite feminist?

>>4
She was a remarkably average girl with no special traits whatsoever and not a feminist. my friends where shocked when she suddenly blew up in popularity since no one really cared about her before.

>>3
You sure showed them! Now take off the fedora and stop this nonsense.

>>5
She's a good friend. I bet she wasn't expensive either.

>>5
Or she just thinks you're a nice guy and she's genuinely concerned about the wetness of your dick.

Either way she sounds game if you play it right.

Ignore for sure. Friendzone at least requires them to like you to a degree, whereas there's nothing more crushing to self confidence than to be completely ignored by a girl.

>>1
I'm sorry to tell you but if true, this is probably the most autistic story I have ever read. Please act like a human being and socialize more, the girl is only thrying to be nice you know.

>>10
Karma says you'll be the faggot that enjoys sweet consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

then gets jailed for rape when she changes her mind later

>>11
Same here man. To be honest, if she doesn't care about you as much as you care about her she probably wasn't your soulmate to begin with. If you believe in that sort of thing that's good news 'cause that means there's someone better out there for you. Gotta let go and look for someone else mate.

Sometimes all we need is to cry a little to let our emotions go out.

Don't try to force it, it will come naturally.

I know I have cried my fair share already.