i want to escape the life I'm living here in the states and find residency somewhere in the EU
what's the cheapest way to do this with the best prospects for employment?

No EU state would have you.

I guess when you're surrounded by fuckups, it must seem that way.

But realize that you and your friends are total losers and that's not normal.

God dammit, it's too early in the day to be on the feels bus.

On the bright side, it's just high school, fuck people in high school, they think everything plays out in the fucking movies. Chances are you'll never see 99% of those fucks again once you're out of school. If I had realized this I would have taken way more chances during those four years.

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