My girlfriend invites me over to sleep and i show up around 9ish. I fell asleep around 10-10h30. I wake up by getting oral under the sheets. When it is over she goes out of the room and doesn't comeback. I get up and go downstairs and noticed her sister in the kitchen. So i ask where is she to her sister.. she replied that she stepped out for a few and will be back. So i make nothing of it. Next morning i wake up and get ready to go to work and kiss her before i leave. Later during the day.. we txt each other and i told thabks for the BJ lastnight.. then she asks me what i am talking about.. after a few back and forth texting.. i tell her that i was maybe dreaming it.

I know for a fact that i wasn't dreaming and i am starting to think that her stupid ugly sister did this and i kept it a secret for 6 months now. But everytime i see her sister.. i don't talk to her and its getting to me... how do i deal with this crazyness?

>>1
You grow the fuck up

In my post i forgot to say that my girlfriend works till 11h30pm. And shows up around 00h30.

>>1
if you have already talked to your girlfriend about it, there is nothing you really can do besides becoming clingy and that has its own dangers, hate to say this bro but your relationship is probably over unless her and her sister slip up at the same time. and by some miracle decide they would rather share you than fight over you. but i am told that is an insanely rare occurrence.

>>2
It's one of them queerosexuals!

>>5
But there are no queerosexuals on /lounge/. only faggots.

>>6
Ok that made me fucking laugh

>>1
Well, you see when two people love each other, they conspire to steal another couples child. However, in order to get away with the crime they must stun the parents so they can get away with the crime. To do this they must learn an ancient Chinese ninja technique that allows them to clap a single hand thus creating a shockwave capable of stunning ones opponent without killing them.
There, however, is an issue if the person using the technique has a STD, specifically the clap. If they attempt to use the secret technique while infected they burst into a dust cloud...... Or atleast that's what wikipedia says.