Today I woke up early and immediately sneezed thick green and yellow mucus all down my tshirt. Gooey. Then I put a random movie on and fapped to chubby guys.

I put another random movie on and played my DS for a while. I was horny again not long after and started playing with my butthole to scat porn. I didn't have a shit yesterday so I found some hard little nuggets just inside, which I took great pleasure in fingering out. Three were linked by beansprouts from the Chinese I had earlier in the week. They're still on my bedside table. I then wrapped my favourite buttplug in plastic wrap and stuck it up my ass. Ended up finishing off to pics and vids of my ex.

I stayed in bed all morning - movies and DS. I went to the shop in the afternoon and bought crap to eat. More movies and DS.

I just shat out some hard nugget balls on plastic wrap suspended over the toilet. They're still there. I've got my buttplug in a freezer bag in very warm water right now. Once it's warmed up enough it's going into my ass and I'll be spanking another load out to something or other.

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Today I continued my adderall binge. Had a small freak out so I didn't go to class.
Didn't get any work done either because I've fucking been here

mfw

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i tried to jack my dog again but he's neutered so no go. licked his dick though.

why is this thread so lame and slow?