I sleep with a teddy bear bunny that has a cute pink dress an a bow that i made at build a bear one year around Christmas time. I told the people working it was for me niece but i think they knew it was for me after all the time and effort i put into it. Her name is lily and no one besides my girlfriend knows about her. I think my girlfriend thinks its weird but she never said anything bad about my bunny.

smoke weed everyday!

Passed out naked one night in bed. Woke up to find roommate and girlfriend sitting talking. With no way to get clothes with out being exposed i laid in bed with a blanket. Missed two classes until they left and failed one.

My Blue Tongue Skink died a couple days ago, I can go dig him up but he's probably worm food already.

I live with my family and sometimes I poop in bags or boxes because I don't want to leave my room.

>>5
holy shit me too.

I might order some KFC today.

When I was 10 this guy threw his cokehead bitch's baby down the stairs and mentally disabled him for life, she stayed with him, a year later he hung himself from the swings in the park.

The park was on my way to school and me and my friend were the first people to see him... Fucked me up for a bit but looking back I'm fucking glad he did it. S'pose it's always possible somebody else did it.

>>7
I'll bet you're shaking right now, I'll be the thoughts in your head are bouncing around hard enough to knock the yamaka off your curly-ass hair. "Oy vey. Dis goyim's got your numbah!"

That feel when you grew up eating cambell's chicken noodle soup and white rice for dinner.

That feel when you go off to college and have actually good food.

That feel when you graduate and make 100k a year and have nice meals every night.

i need help. whenever i'm around a lot of people who believe a certain way, i start disagreeing with them. I used to go to a super conservative religious school, and over the course of time i became super liberal and atheistic. But now i go to a super liberal, nonreligious school, i'm becoming more conservative. why does this happen, what the fuck is wrong with my brain that makes me disagree with the people i'm around.

I used a lighter and tinfoil to burn out a nasty wart from the center of my big toe. None of the medicine worked and it kept getting deeper every time I tried removing it, so I made a blister under it.

I would take a huge shit in a public bathroom, and not flush.

I piss on the floor all the time in shopping malls

Clinical depression. Always sad or numb. I have been going through the motions for years. I'm ready to pull the plug.

2 years ago I was home alone with my baby son and my dog, I was pulling a prank on my dog where I knock on the window, when I do this He thinks its someone by my door and he gets excited. I knocked on my window three times and I suddenly hear loud footsteps. Too my surprise three burglars were trying to open my window and the knocks scared them off. When I rushed to the window they were running down the fire escape.

>>15
is this the latest justification for cancerous shitposters?

What does it feel like when having sex? 28 year old virgin here. The only intimate thing I've ever done to a girl is kiss and that was almost 9 years ago. I wanna know what and how does it feel putting your dick inside a vagina. Thanks.

>>18
Stick one's penis in peanut butter.

>>19
you all need to stop immediately. I've alerted the authorities.

Thank you for peanut butter mister niggers

I'm getting a bachelor's in psychology. I don't expect to make a ton of money, it's just a subject that I'm genuinely interested in.

>>18
Work less, play more games, smoke pot, pick a place you don't hate (café/bar) go there at least once a week for a year (you'll meet other people in the same situation).

Gotta go sit alone at the bar now and stare at women my wife hates.

My cousin I used to fuck was into being a sub. Not whips and chains and shit. She just liked being controlled and told what to do. She would do pretty much anything. good times.

How does screaming work? Whats the difference between screaming and shouting? Exhale or Inhale? Im decent at growling.

I regularly piss from my balcony.

I ALWAYS eat in the car, tipping the whole soda container on the seat floors and dripping sauce and shit on my interiors.

i smoke cigarette's at the mall and skip school because i am an edgy gen x teenager.

>>28

Generation X ranging from the early 1960s to the early 1980s.
The Harvard Center uses 1965 to 1984 to define Gen X.
The Generation X Report defined it as people born between 1961 and 1981.

What are you a middle-age teenager hanging out in the mall all day.

>>28
Well maybe if you aimed better, the joke would have hit me instead of flying over my head.

10 years ago i had in my possession over 1 ounce of weed, which is a felony, still unsolved. i assume they are still using lots of recources trying to find me

I just love to wear womens clothes, even though I'm just a regular dude. Just wish I was a little thinner is all

you'll never justify to your father that anime is acceptable

I know someone who's both parents committed suicide at a young age on overdose. Little fucker's been emo and angry as fuck ever since. He's in jail now. Missing an antagonist, but that's a rough start.

Well I want to kill myself because I'm a loser in my 30s who doesn't trust himself to have a relationship due to domestic violence. I do construction and DJ, both mediocrely and have a £10 a day secret heroin habit. I only smoke it though, will kill myself for real if I ever inject or even if I go above £10. It helps that literally no one apart from you and my dealer know. I used to be so cool and sorted.

I've been lurking around here for a while and i have to say, I'm impressed. I still don't understand everything and i am hoping a few of you guys could explain. Thanks!

-Newfag

The 2nd drug I ever tried (after alcohol) was salvia divinorum.

It was a level 5, ego dissolving trip. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I really experienced some crazy shit during those 10-15 minutes.

>>37
Honestly Alcoholism allowed me to lose my appartment, car, girlfriend, and drop out of school, plus move back in with the parents.
So that's why.

After spending a year in severe depression, jacking off, doing drugs, and drinking I went to a psychaitrist(sp) today to get back on ADHD medication so I can learn to focus and get my life back in order.

So soon I'll get it all back

Sleeping, am hungover as fuck.
Got drunk with best bro yesterday, but we were both felt like shit, cause we both have a shit life.
His fuckbuddy who's also my friend got mad cause we promised we'd go over to have a few drinks, but bro didn't want to.
Don't know if this is good for me or not...

Ok, this may sound like a joke or whatever but here it goes: I am somewhat active on fetlife I'm 27 years old and consider myself dom. Now I don't know what to do tonight.

I had some BDSM experience in the past but mostly this fifty shades of grey bullshit. Analplugs, some light spanking, whatever... Now a girl wrote ME (yeah, she contacted me first) telling me that she lives in the same city and she likes my profile. So we chatted a bit and then met up for a coffee the next day. She's a HUGE slut. She's cute too and not that bad looking. But a HUGE slut. She's completely a sub. I fucked her on the first date and then the day after. She told me beforehand she likes breathplay, when I call her the most degrading names, spanking and faceslapping till she bleeds and so on. She basically gave me a free pass to do anything and everything I want with her. Now I haven't seen her for a week but we are meeting again tonight and I'm kinda running out of ideas what to do with her. I slapped her, degraded her, made her rim me, made her kneel in front of me, repeating certain phrases etc. But she's active in "the scene" whatever that means, and had put needles in her, expert bondage etc. What can I do to her, that will surprise her (in a good way)? Inb4 clean my kitchen...

>>40
Well, you've already failed as a dom

Unless you're the one getting bored you don't NEED to add shit to 'spice it up' you just do whatever the fuck you want with her you already know you enjoy, if you want to experiment that's fine, but if you're gonna be all dom/sub you just play the part and own her like you're supposed to, don't fuck around with this bullshit of what will please and excite her, she's not your girlfriend, faggot.

Funny story I've been biking through the woods and came across a dude taking pictures of his girlfriend naked was about 13 at the time.

I already live in a ghetto, it's called northern Ireland, and most of the girls her are STD covered sluts, I want to keep my dick.

I collect dubs

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