So this thread is maybe a little fucked up but I suppose that's why I'm posting it on /lounge/.

I recently bought/crafted some decent lockpicks and tension wrenches, and I've gotten pretty decent at picking locks.

I also am in decent shape, can run fast and far, and I have taken kung fu lessons for 3 years so I'm pretty agile and able to physically improvise around obstacles in stressed situations. I figure I'll wear all black, walk to a nearby residential neighborhood and just look for opportunities.

I want to start "legally entering people's houses with the permission of the owner" let's say (in order to keep the thread open).

I dont even want to steal anything, just the though of doing this is so exciting to me I recently cannot stop thinking about it. I want the thrill of this experience so bad. I know this is a stupid idea, I know it's risky, but that's what makes me want it so bad.

μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκε,
πολλὰς δ' ἰφθίμους ψυχὰς Ἄϊδι προί̈αψεν
ἡρώων, αὐτοὺς δὲ ἑλώρια τεῦχε κύνεσσιν
οἰωνοῖσί τε πᾶσι, Διὸς δ' ἐτελείετο βουλή,
ἐξ οὗ δὴ τὰ πρῶτα διαστήτην ἐρίσαντε
Ἀτρεί̈δης τε ἄναξ ἀνδρῶν καὶ δῖος Ἀχιλλεύς.

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wrath Azido View Piliiadeo Achilios
oulomenin, the myriad 'Achaiois algae' ethike,
Many fourth ifthimous souls eternal proiapsen
heroes, he did eloria issues kynessin
oionoisi te Passy, Zeus fourth eteleieto parliament,
Hence particularly the first diastitin erisante
Atreides te unworthy men and Zeus yarrow.

Homeric Greek, very nice RedCream did you copy and paste that yourself?

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Of course I copied and pasted it myself, do you really think I would sit out and compose my own version of the iliad in homeric greek?

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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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