Does anyone else take something larger than a phone with them when they poop? Me not having a phone, I take my laptop. Is this weird to anyone, or is that just me?

I also don't like to poop if other people are in the house besides family, I get that feeling of when you're in a public bathroom and anyone else comes in. Anyone else like this?

There's currently my younger brother and his faggot friend in the room across the hall, and I'm trying to be dead silent, but they aren't leaving.

Update on my position

I have been discovered, they went downstairs, but his friend made a fart noise with his mouth as they walked by Send backup immediately.

So I went to the place we can't mention, and, in all honesty, it was pretty fucking good. I don't know why you guys are hating on it, but your rage made me curious and now that I know the real thing, I can say you either haven't been there in a while, or you were lying all along.

Wtf is this shit?

>>3 a crapping thread by the looks of it.

>>4
if that's what you want!

I gotta poop but nothing has come out for 17 days!
It's too big!
Help it's tearing my ass!