I have a friend who I can't really talk to normally and he's just fucking annoying.

Like, today, I tried to bring up something an old man said about what he'd do to this girl that I worked with, and it was funny. He goes on and says he doesn't want to hear what a pervert wants to do to a girl. And then goes on, not word for word "I hate how the supervisors "hit" on girls/i hate how people treat them like objects.

He goes on about this girl he liked, and she didn't want to be with him, probably because he's so fucking fat and he says "welp, your loss" haha no. He's like, sex is just a bonus if it happens

like what the fuck is wrong with him? everything i say to him, he has to reply negatively, like when i said I had quick reflexes he was like "no you don't". i feel like he isn't self aware to an extent. why the fuck do i get stuck with these people

>>1
Because you're fucking retarded, no one cares.

>>2
If you didn't care you wouldn't have replied you fucking retarded faggot.

Because he obviously doesn't give a shit about you bragging/complaining/saying stupid shit.

He probably thinks you're an idiot (which you are)

>>4
It's not like he doesn't do any of that, it was just something funny. If you had good friends why the fuck would any of that matter anyway, and I wasn't even complaining it was just something funny, you know, small talk/little conversations?
>>5
Why do you say that, big guy? Jesus fucking Christ what is /lounge/ full of fucking feminists nowadays? You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.

>>6

Why do you say that, big guy?

Because you sound like a fucking idiot. If I had to listen to your crap I would've stopped hanging out with you a long time ago. Either find something worthwhile to say or stfu

>>7

Because you sound like a fucking idiot

I just fucking asked why you big dumb fucker. What part of my OP did you find idiotic, just fucking say it. I'm telling you how this fat fuck acts, it's not like I say this shit in real life.

>>8
Because you're telling sexist jokes that he's obviously uncomfortable with, and the that you're not picking up on this nor the fact that he probably doesn't like you (since he's putting you down all the time) makes you an idiot. Chances are you're his only friend and that's why he's still with you. Dump him and meet new friends, problems solved and you might've found people you can actually hold conversations with