imagine your parents have hired a person to follow you everywhere since the day of your birth till now, and its still happening. hes been keeping a track of your whole life every single second and knows everything. they have soon to tell you about him as a surprise.

You can't even imagine how few fucks are given by us regarding your hysterical musings.

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Do you wear a fedora, go on atheist forums (note just being an atheist is fine), have a shitty neck beard, watch way too much anime or MLP, and live with your mother in a basement full of piss bottles, empty bottles of mountain dew and bags of doritos? If yes, then you are a neckbeard.

The worst part about being OP is that every time you start a thread, you're a faggot.

And everyone can tell you are, because it's the rules.