I don't want a girlfriend (or boyfriend) but my best friend keeps trying to push one on me. Every time he tries i'm very dismissive of it and forget about it, but he still insists i need one. I thought i've made it pretty clear by refusing every time but apparently not. Should i tell him flat out to just fuck off?

>>1
tell him you want to be his girlfriend. only two possible outcomings.

>>1
Just tell him that you don't feel like you need one, but say you'll tell him if you do feel like it eventually. If you're a bro about it, he'll be more likely to leave it be.
>>2
Naw he gross.

>>3

Naw he gross.

and if you didn't get the smallest hint that he's a faggot, you won't have that problem anymore