I am about to quit my shit job and I want to go out with a bang, ideas?

Put a gun to your head at the front of the store.

Start molesting random men

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and then pull the trigger!

Eh man its not worth it, shit will follow you around.

Just put in your two weeks notice, try and get a reference from someone and be done with it. No sense being a sperglord.

Allahu Akbar that motherfucker son. Bring Islam to your community.

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Take a shit on the produce

Get tac
Prick holes discreetly in bottom of plastic containers of juice / oil / whatever
Profit

You sick dumbass. Every job is shitty. At least with yours, you've actually done a service to people. Why do you want revenge?

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Put in two weeks notice, then on final day turn all of the cans in one area upside down. Only works if you work stock.

take your razor knife and walk down the soda aisle and lightly cut the two liter soda bottles eventually
eventually the pressure will pop the bottle and make a soda water fall

Hide meat and fish behind the freezers

Fuck Walmart. Put grafitti in all the bathrooms about people joining a union and websites like forrespect.org etc. The shit will hit the fan and corporate will be in that bitch so fast it'll make all the managers freak the fuck out.

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go into the store, gradually take off pieces of clothing as you go around the store, then piss on the fresh produce and try to take a shit in every isle. When they try to take you to court, plead insanity.

Jack off with a piece of meat and when asked why, tell them because you've never felt a vagina before and never will. Then put a sausage in your ass and run.

clog their toilets, make em flow over so the entire store stinks.