Feel free to ask your own questions and hope some based anon shares his wisdom with us.

My question:
I'm still a virgin. And the greatest problem I'm facing picking up chicks is that when I have one, I don't know what to do exactly. I'm the type of person who rather over-thinks stuff and can't turn off my brain when I need to. For example when I'm making out with a chick, my motherfucker of a brain turns on and says: "Niggah, the fuck are you doing? The fuck are you gonna do next? You don't know shit, do ya? Now stop this shit before you embarrass yourself and go have another drink."
Therefore, any tips on what to do when I get her to bed? Or even better, what NOT to do?

>>2
Focus on her man. Just spend all your time on foreplay - lotta making out, lotta kissing, lotta touching. Let it get hot and heavy. Don't worry about getting balls deep and losing ya v-card...just focus on all the shit that comes before that. Eat her out. A lot. Finger her. Kiss up and down her inner thighs. All that good stuff. Most girls don't cum from being fucked - so try give her an O before you even get in there; it'll be good for your ego and take the pressure off.

Aim for the fuck to be amazing but accept it'll probably be crap. First times usually are.

>>3
I see.
Well this would've been my "battle plan" up until now:

Get her home into bed
Let it get hot and heavy
Try to last 30 seconds
Say "sorry, it's been a while" after mentioned 30 seconds
Go back down on her until all stations are up and running again

How does that sound?

>>4
That works bro. I like to get her off before I get in so I know its been done...but your way works fine too.

>>5
I'll keep that in mind. But since I'm almost experience-less, I'm not confident that I'm gonna be able to get her off, at least not at the first try. Anyway, getting her off before the main dish is served is definitely a goal, but I wouldn't expect to achieve it at the first try.

Amazing how little it needs to boost confidence. I guess I just needed to hear that.

Yeah man, its always the goal to get her off but fuck, anyone who tells ya it happens every time is talking shit.

Don't be afraid to ask her what feels good. Watch her reactions and change your technique to match them. Cunts are all different man, different stimulation is required for different chicks - while you're munching carpet just flat out ask her what you could do to drive her crazy right there

>>7
I have thought of that, but interestingly enough I didn't come up with the idea that if I manage to say it confident enough, it might work out even better. Thanks mate!

>>8
Man thats the secret - confidence. Don't ask like a guy who's confused or scared or doing it wrong. Ask like a dude who eats cunt all the fucking time and wants his girl to talk dirty to him. All about the attitude.

There are some decent youtube vids on eating pussy - watch some, read a couple articles on it - it'll help ya feel a little less daunted when you're face to twat

>>9
Sounds good. Thanks mate. May your cause of death be drowning.

In pussy.

>>10
Duration tips...

Get the thicker condoms - they're usually called stamina ones or endurance or some shit
Practise putting them on by yourself beforehand - lotta dudes lose wood when they slip on the latex
Use lotta lube
Wack it an hour or so before ya head out
Stop and start - thrust a couple times, then pull out and finger, lick, whatever
Vary what youre doing - long deep thrusts, short quick ones...whatever