Need some movies to pass the time. Give me the best of the best as I'll most likely be stoned out of my head. Don't worry about the job, it's just a technical warm body situation, I literally don't have to do anything except exist in a certain spot. No uniform, badges, paperwork or anything, just a sweet ass free shift. Gimme some golden magical films that will touch the farthest cauckles of heart, or some intense corn hole squeezing thrillers, or life twisting brain flossers. Gimme your fucking best you bastards I can fucking take it!

I try to masturbate but I don't have enough to and when I cum it isn't whole and my masturbate is fire!