I'm gonna start off this unbelievably long and annoying text message by telling you something very important: this is not how you should send texts on a smartphone. Even though I just told you, hypocriticaly, not to do what I am about to do, I will do the thing I was about to do. I am going to send you a message so long that it will use up all the characters available in this application. You know why? Because fuck you. Yes. Fuck you. That's why. Now, let me start off this message by saying that this message will start now. Do you know how much effort it took to type this entire fucking message out? No. Exactly, and neither do I, but I can tell you one damned sure thing: it took plenty. That is plenty too much. It makes me wonder why I even spend effort socializing with you. You are so worthless it's not even worth the touch of a button. Yet. I am still typing this message. Why? Because I'm a nice guy. And as a nice guy, I'm going to tell one thing: First, go fuck yourself. Second, fuck you. Third, you fucking suck. With that said I feel like ending this message. But you know what? I won't. I've been typing this message for a while now and this damned application keeps letting me. So, I have resolved that I will continue to type this damned message untill it fucking sto

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