Can we get a thread on anal masturbation ? I'll share my personal experience.

I've been doing it for many years but not on a regular basis. I've always felt like it was sometimes completely inefficient, even making my dick flacid when it was erect before, sometimes painful, like it burns and it hurts long after having done it, and sometimes it was the best thing in the world.

The strangest part about sodomy is that there doesn't seem to be any rules, at first I used a self made dildo, a pump, a light bulb, a clay made dildo, a kid's toy etc then I decided to buy industrial sex toys and dildos. The industrial stuff never was the best, the best things where really simple, a tube of shaving foam with a round tip, a bottle of washing machine soap etc, after a while when I go to the stores I could tell by feeling the bottles if it was going to feel good or not from experience. it was never the dick shaped stuff or the self inflating anal strechers, I hated the vibrators, the sensation was horrible I just felt like I had some sort of explosive diarhea rumbling in my ass...

I never tried the prostate simulators, but I tried stimulating my prostate manually or with dildos many times, it doesn't magically work, in fact, i've often felt like doing the opposite movement, rubbing on the exterior walls of the rectum instead of the iner walls.

I've also found that enemas just wreck my ass, they make it feel disgusting, having to shit water is like shitting the most liquid diarhea. If I put a small amount of water, it just makes my rectum more dirty, now the shit is liquid instead of solid. If I put a lot of water it goes into my intestines, which means I'm gonna shit liquid any time, impossible to tell if I'm clean or not. Cherry on the cake is that using the enema many times will inevitably damage my anus, making it really disagreable to put anything into it afterwards... My best experiences with enemas was when I just got off off using it to fill my ass with air so I can fart on command... For some reason this became my fetish for a little while until I stopped caring about that, to each his own.

So to conclude, the best experience I had with anal stuff is when I just craved it and my ass was ready for it for some reason. It was often after I took a clean crap, after being sexually aroused and just feeling like it, and more often than not with a very simple tool, a bottle, a toy, anything that had the shape I need. I think it's just something you can tell from experience, sometimes just using my fingers was enough, sometimes I needed to be completely filled with the biggest thing I had, sometimes just nothing hapenned.

If anyone can relate to my story and give me advice that would be great, but I'm suspecting that it's not something that is the same for everyone.

The strangest part about sodomy is that there doesn't seem to be any rules
at first I used a self made dildo
a pump
a light bulb
A LIGHT BULB

Nigga you fuckin dum

I'm not really interested in that subject, if you really want to think it was dangerous that's fine, the safer the better, don't try anything that looks remotely dangerous I guess. I haven't used anything like that for a long time so I really don't care anymore.

I love it so much that I start getting hard ons when I take a shit...... I really have to stop.

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Yeah it happened to me a few days ago because I was taking a massive shit, it doesn't happen all the time though. I really don't see what's wrong about it, having a random boner like that is great.