E cigs piss me the fuck off.

Yesterday i was shopping in Trader Joe's when this shitty walking fedora let out a gigantic candy cane flavored vapor cloud right in the middle of the aisle at the cheese section.

First of all: I dont want to smell a fucking candy-flavored cloud ...ever.

Second? I dont want to breathe something that has literally been inside your body. The idea of walking through his cloud that was inside his hot sweaty lungs is fucking disgusting.

Third? I dont want to breathe second hand smoke/vape/whatever the fuck. I dont want nicotine in my body, i dont want propylene glycol in my body, i dont want vegetable glycerine in my body.

anyways, i had a fucking pissy look on my face, so he turned around, noticed, and said "Oh, dont worry, it's vapor! not smoke!" and walked off all smiling and self-righteous. rage.

In all fairness, its not REALLY his fault. Fucking every single e cig box says "SMOKE LITERALLY ANYWHERE!!! EVEN PRESCHOOLS AND AIRPLANES!!" right on the box, you cant blame a retard for believing advertising.

Agreed. Anytime I catch someone vaping at my job (rando convenience store) I tell to they're not allowed to even though it's not explicitly stated

what else about mouth fedoras piss me off? They will inevitably say:

It helps people quit cigarettes.

Protip: There is no data at all showing this is true. There IS data showing that teenagers who have never smoked in their life see your goofy flavors like "Dragonfire menthol" and start buying e-cigs and using nicotine.
There HAVE been studies that show that smokers who start using e-cigarettes, continue using analog cigarettes as well when they realize e-cigs dont cut it, which makes it the least effective nicotine replacement therapy there is.

It's way healthier.

....Again, there have been NO studies showing this. Did you know that the main ingredient? Generally Recognized As Safe Propylene Glycol? Has never been recognized as safe to be used as an inhalant.

It's been tested as a food additive you eat.

The employees that produce propylene glycol? One of the dangers of their work environment is that inhalation of propylene glycol has been proven to create large changes in personality.

So yeah, have fun changing your brain structure and personality because "its healthier".

If you find a girl who actually likes trenchcoats... who thinks your trillby is kinda cute and ironic... who thinks WoW is a good investment... who loves cheeto dusted fingers,

invest in an e cig. That'll protect your virginity.

I have a vape pen but just for at home by myself I don't want to look like a massive douche walking around in public with it.

People that live in Paris are just faggots.