Hello /lounge/, I'm 22 and a kissless virgin, on my best way to become a wizard.. I want to go out and ask random women if I can grab their tits. What should I expect?

Regardless of the result, you best record that shit, boy.

>>2
I only have a shitty phone cam. If my first run goes okay though I might get a camera and actually record it.

>>1
Tit-grabbing?

maybe a no or a slap to the face

I have seen somewhere (don't remember where tho) a guy asked and also filmed when grabbing 100 girls tits.

I lost mine with 25. Don't worry bro, you are just socially retarded. Go to craiglist or some of that online dating, find a fatty and fuck her. Then you will gain confidence and will be swimming in pussy.

>>1
Maximum feminism

>>5
Not the same. Also too anxious to be around a lot of people.

>>6
Never been slapped by a woman. Are they as weak as they seem?

>>1
If you are that direct, some will laugh and say "sure, go ahead." Those few are the cool chicks... they are like your buddies who let any woman, even the uglies, grab their junk if they ask directly. Cool chicks aren't the same as sluts though... most sluts pretend to be prudes and make you work for it (play the game just right).

http://www.goerie.com/article/20141107/NEWS02/311069889

Expect this. I graduated high school with this kid and a few days ago he caught even more charges for doing exactly what you're talking about, OP. kek.

>>12
The 17-year-old girl said that she and a friend left the Sears store and were followed by a male who asked her the time and then grabbed her breast. The 21-year-old woman said she left the TJ Maxx store and was putting items in the trunk of her vehicle when a man grabbed her breasts, according to the affidavit of probable cause filed with the charges.

The two 16-year-old girls said they were sitting in a car outside the Bon-Ton store when a man approached them and grabbed the arm of one of the girls. The man then asked if he could grab the girl's breasts, and when she said no, he asked if he could see them, according to the affidavit.

>>1
when out drinking, tell a girl that you have kind of a special power. you can tell what day they were born by feeling their tits. 9/10 times they'll say fuck off, but every now and then she'll say ok.

cop a nice feel and say, were you born... yesterday?

>>12

a few days ago he caught even more charges for doing exactly what you're talking about

I don't think asking is illegal. Also I am not in my hometown right now so I am not worried.

>>15
The two 16-year-old girls said they were sitting in a car outside the Bon-Ton store when a man approached them and grabbed the arm of one of the girls. The man then asked if he could grab the girl's breasts, and when she said no, he asked if he could see them, according to the affidavit.

was charged with harassment
along with stalking and indecent assault

Bet them u can touch them without using ur hands for a fiver, touch them then it either costs u a fiver or they laugh so much they dont take the money, u have their permission then. Or if someone has fake ones just say uve never touched fake ones before, ud be surprised how many just let u

>>10
slapping is more about the angle than the force, turn your head slightly to the side as she goes to do it and it won't hurt at all

>>15
I would just ask and walk away if they said no. I'm not a bad person, just a desperate virgin.