Gonna make this short and sweet, i am sick and some alcohol would really solve a lot of my symptoms. Really don't feel like explaining why. Just know that i wouldnt consider this for fun.

Problem is i am 20 years old, and an extreme loner. U.S age to buy hooch is 21 as many of you know.

Does anyone have experience with either separating ethyl alchohol from a product available to minors, or consuming alcohol that is gross but not terribly unhealthy to consume?

Already heard of vanilla extract and listerine (despite it being side effect heavy people still swig the stuff). I have experience with brewing but this is a one time thing. I can't wait weeks.

Thanks guys.

inb4 you are dumb because xyz, or OP is 12

Hahaha USA
21 twenty fucking one what a joke just fucking buy some there's some shitty store in ur town that sells to under-age just try them all.

>>2
Not sure if eurofag or retarded.

Stores like that dont exist. Not worth the risk for them.

>>3
You trying to tell me the USA has not dirty fucking Niggers, jews, Pakis with 7/11 nearby? you yankfag!

>>1
Vanilla extract works wonders. Used to buy it all the time in Highschool when I lived in America.

Feels worse than any hangover because its denatured so I don't really know what you're going through, it might not be the best.

What the hell would alcohol help anyway? I say as someone who's started drinking at 10am this morning...

And yeah some stores sell to underaged. One I knew would sell you alcohol without ID if you looked old enough and would buy a pack of gum with it (so they had something official on their books)

>>3
yes they do, and if you have no luck just ask someone outside to do it for you and pay them a bit for it

its like you never experienced being a 15 year old

>>3
Can confirm there are. When we were 16, we would go to this store we called "grandmas", it was an old black lady with her kids running the store. We'd buy 4 lokos (shit tier I know, but we were young), Mikes and whatnot. Did that over 5 months, not carded once... Although she did get shut down few years back.

Get some friends fag.

>>2
Yeah, the USA is shit.
21? It is 18 in every civilized nation I believe.

Just visit a shady store OP, or ask/pay someone else to do it.

Don't drink cleaning products like a pleb.

>>9
yeah OP you might fuck your liver to the point where it won't work for real alcohol when you're 21. do some fuckin pushups you'll get pumped & it will take the edge off

You're fucking kidding right?

>>11
no he's not.