Mine were terrible.

>>1 After Penis Inspection Day, I was called into the office. Apparently they found something wrong with me and had to do further studies. My school counselor had me strip down, bend over, and told me there may be something wrong with my ass as well. The only way for him to test it accurately was to feel the inside of it with his own hyper-sensitive penis.

The testing hurt really bad, and when I was done, there was this white liquid coming out of my butt. The counselor then let me know that this was a sign I had passed the test.
I put on my clothes and went back to class.

Did anyone else have to get their ass tested as well?

>>2
No. That is normal. I remember half my class had further examinations on a regulars basis. My examinations with doctor continued even after I finished grade school.

>>3
Wait, really? Why didn't we get further ones? My school must've had shit budget.
I always felt bad for the girls that had to go in on penis inspection day to make sure they weren't growing one. They always came out crying with bruises. I always tried to get them to tell me what they did to test them, but they'd never say.

>>1
hot nurse saw my penis but didn't touch it as i had wanted

What is penis inspection day?

>>5
Well I can not speak for the girls. But I remember the nurse would examine my penis closely. Then if she found it dirty, she would hand wash it with soap and rinse with warm water. She would next check if was completely clean with her mouth. She said, " You can tell by the taste if she did her job right.". Funny she always took a long time to figure out the taste. Must be bad taste buds.

Men don't touch your penis in my country. That only happens in America.

Holy shit I have a small dick so this sounds terrifying.

>>9
That would explain why everyone in countries like yours have smegmy penis and other diseases. I feel bad for you anons!

>>11
So your American ass reached through the screen, grabbed my dick, and impregnated it with your host of diseases.

Honestly the most faggoty thing I've read in the past 20 minutes.

>>9
>>11
No Penis Inspection Day for me either. I live in a country with a normal health system, and most parents are not as dumb as americans. If my penis had a problem, my parents would have taken me to a doctor

i always aced my penis tests, my penis is perfect

>>12
Sounds to me like you're just jealous that your country doesn't care enough to make sure all the boys and girls are sexually healthy.

I'll stay here than live here in a shit hole.

>>8
Nah, sounds like she was just thorough.

>>13
I paid no mind to penis inspection day. But then it clicked in my mind that all you have to do is appear in the thread, tell them you're not from America so a man doesn't touch your penis and now they're all sitting around feeling like faggots. They thought they were going to have a nice inside joke session but it ends up being a joke completely at their cost.

I'm going to start visiting these penis inspection threads a lot more often. It's like they're operating a bank and I just stroll in and shit on their faces and leave with all the money. Such a rush of power.
>>15

Sounds to me like you're just jealous

No actually I'm not jealous you wish a man fondled your penis. Second most faggoty thing I've read in the past 20 minutes. Try a little harder and you could be first.

>>1

memories

awesome

>>15
Perhaps if you spent more time learning than playing with each others' mutilated Jew cocks your post would make sense.

>>5

I always felt bad for the girls that had to go in on penis inspection day to make sure they weren't growing one. They always came out crying with bruises. I always tried to get them to tell me what they did to test them, but they'd never say.

It's like when you get a shot and you bruise up for a while. Nothing to worry about.

>>21
Oooh, that explains a lot. Thanks for telling me, Anonymous.
Someone once told me that a lot of these traps are actually girls that didn't get tested on penis days, and this is the result.
There are more these days since testing budgets got slashed, and not as many were able to get the problem caught early on and this is the result of it.

My cock was too small to be check by jimmy salve.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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