This thread is for virgins only.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 04:33

Surely our combined might in a single thread is far too dangerous a notion to actually put into place

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 05:11

18
the journey begins

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 06:43

>>1
i know that feel.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 07:38

I've had a by every day for 90 days. Am I a virgin?

8 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-29 08:00

I knew i wasnt alone ;-;

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 09:23

be me 15
reject invitation to movie night with friends; 2 couples and a single girl has a crush on me
fast forward 5 years; meet her, talk to her via internet
10 /10 now
instant fall in love
she has a boyfriend
fast forward another 3 years
still have a crush on her
yesterday
meet her in the city
talk nicely for a few minutes
write her at facebook later
tells me "Wish me luck that I find a job close to my boyfriend, Anon"
I wish her luck and die inside

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 10:11

18 here
going for 29, then i fuck a prostitute so i dont become wizard at 30

11 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 11:41

It's literally so easy to loose your V's, as long as your not an ugly autist, im 18 lost them a couple months ago, from some random chick on tinder, fuck 5 girls since and have another tinder girl coming around this friday, although i'm good looking and funny so idk, should have lost them years ago but suffered from low self esteem and depression, then i realized im hot as fuck, well that's my story /lounge/

12 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 12:01

28 year old wizard apprentice reporting in
when our powers combine, we will be unstoppable

13 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 13:02

But hope for all of us. My cousin:

2012
32 year old kissless virgin
meets girl at party of a friend
talk to each other
somehow get closer
completely without facebook or any other internet related things

They are still together today

She is in my opinion a 8/10 and character 10/10.

But he is 7/10 and an Engineer... So maybe that wouldn't have happened to a 5/10 jobless guy

14 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 13:42

everyone on 4ct

15 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 14:13

>>10
hey me too! except Im 27 and am not looking forward to 29.. prostitution is legal here, theres a brothel just down the road, but its just not my thing

16 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 14:53

well were all ugly ausists here .. duh

17 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 15:04

the highest wizard level i achieved was 15 im 26 now, feels good not having magical powers

18 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 15:45

27 yo virgin here

how you boys holdin up??

i pretty much gave up on all hope of losing it 5 years ago.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 16:03

>>10
DO NOT WAIT
it will get harder
just.nike.jpg

29 here reaching Raid dungeon cave dwelling wizard

20 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 16:25

>>15

its just not my thing

Whats not? Getting laid? That's everything in the Kingdom Animalia's thing, bruh

PlantKingdom shitrace detected

21 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 16:46

Social retard turning 33 soon.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 17:06

24 y/o virgin. 6 more to go, wish me luck

23 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 18:44

I keep thinking that I could be hugging someone right now, but im just here

24 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 19:09

>>20
Even plants do sexual procreation. More of an inorganic thing.

tfw inanimate minerals

25 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 20:17

Non-virgin reporting in

Your wizardry is nothing

26 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 21:44

Is it bad that i've had sex but never had sex and a gf? :/

27 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 22:07

I've already learned to cast dispel arousal.
Soon I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 23:18

>>26
Nope.
Or at least I'm going to keep telling myself that it isn't, since I'm in the same boat.
Lots of one night stands, never anything more.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 00:08

Wizard powers (or ability to gain jutsu) is a better deal then 30 seconds of pleasure.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 02:22

if i make it to 30 can someone tell me what kind of power you win? is there a kind of ceremony or something like that?

31 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 04:09

Even desiring a 3dpd waifu

Do you even wizard?

On another note, apparently it's just as easy as:
1. Go to a club
2. Sit there for 2 AM sipping long drinks
3. At around 2 AM just ask a random tipsy girl if she wants to fug
4. 2-4 out of 5 say yes depending on where you live
5. Worst thing that can happen is you meet someone you know or you get slapped
6. ??????
7. Profit

Can't be arsed, I don't hate my V card enough to fuck a drunk uni student.
The fuck am I talking about, free 20yo pussy, I'm out to a club. See you nerds.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 05:19

There was a boy in my class, he had a very small Penis. And by very small I mean nearly not existent.
We always called him stumpy.

He has a girlfriend now. Only a 4/10 but he has more sex than me...

33 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 07:30

26 y old wizard apprentice

34 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 08:22

24 here. Kissless virginfag until last year. Still virginfag, but I've had three whole blowjobs since then. Only came off the first though. Chick gave up the other two times cause it took too long. Nothing worse than when she gets tired and starts beating your dick like she's whisking eggs

35 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 09:11

You children are fucking weird...

36 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 10:10

20y old übervirgin fagg here, hopefully i'll stay strong and dont kill myself before 30 ,so i will wake up with eternal virgin magic