Why is it every time I go to 4chan's imagesboards I see some bimbo with a pay pal account begging over the internet? I mean fuck is it so hard for you to just crack spange, fly a sign or do something actually creative and interesting for money instead?

Crack spanging is simply walking around public areas and simply ask the peeps for change. Can be done fucking anywhere with a decent turnout. Don't spange too hard though, because cops will harass you which is annoying but can't do much besides using scare tactics, but property owners and managers are the bane of your fucking existence since they can file a criminal trespass against your sorry ass.

Sign flying is pretty self explanatory unless your a retarded ape: present a sign to showcase your bumming essence. You can fly pretty much anywhere with pros and cons attached. Doing it on private property like Walmart is a little but safer from police if your not in line of sight from the road but risks with crack spanging still apply. Intersections, off ramps, and 3-4 way stops are your best bet as long as there's decent enough traffic.

Protip: Pay attention to how much time the red light gives you when at intersections. Your lucky to get any more than a minute, but anything less than 20 seconds is not enough time for yuppies to reach into their super deep pockets to give you shit. Also with stoplights, walk up the median when it's red. People would rather hand you money than throw change at you driving 40 miles an hour.

One more tip: If you need something specific, it's lots easier and safer to be specific while spanging. You want food nigger? Go to restaurants and ask for throw away food or dig into trash at fast food joints with people around. Need some thing from Walmart? Pretend your gonna buy it with some bullshit debit card with insufficient funds and hope that the kind stranger behind you will pick up the tab. Get creative, do some Lulzy shit. When spanging, it can be so crazy, it fucking works.

Get a job you scumbag

so you're asking why people do something for the cash instead of not doing anything?

just a quick tip for any beggars:

It's illegal to sit in front of a business with a cup for change. It's not illegal to stand there with the cup in your pocket. Maybe you just happen to have a guitar or form of entertainment that people passing by can appreciate as well.

I like throwing garbage out my window at the scum who walk the medians begging for money.

>>2
Get a scumbag, you job.

>>2 You know, I thought about it, and you're right. Getting a minimum wage job would fix everything, especially if he's in an area with a (even remotely) high cost of living. You're brilliant.

>>1 Forgot to mention: Sign flying doesn't have to be a sign at all. It can literally be anything that gives a person a visual tip-off that your a homebum needing money. Playing guitars in public basically amounts to spanging, with or without bucket. Also your pack can help you gain a fuckload of cash if it's a legit homeless pack; hell sometimes they just give it to you.

One time I was in a small town in Georgia and the cops were constantly fucking with me. Like, stop you everyday and tell you to move on. So how you spange with that shit?

I went to a populated plaza next to campus and sat in a cut of an abandoned store, took my filthy smelly socks off, and put them to dry in the sun.

Spent two hours there and got over 100 bucks and a hotel from the night, all because my socks acted as a sign.

>>4
I guess im asking how the fuck can you get any more lazy than internet begging. Holy fuck you can be a fucktarded demonizing with a blog and some videos and shills will throw money at you.

>>9
Demonizing tumblr feminist

this is so fucking stupid!!! TOP FUCKING KEK!! oh shit annon!! if you could only know how much you've made my morning...i haven't KEKE'd this fucking hard since the gipsy fucker spinning the old lady. mass internet props to you friend.