I'm desperate and will do anything

1 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-23 10:15

hey /lounge/ I'm a heavy man wanting to be a crossdressing sissy, But I'm too fat. Anyone know how to lose weight very quickly, I'm desperate and will do anything. Please help.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 11:36

's a very powerful method that drops fat like you wouldn't believe. Trust me bro, I went from 310 to 185 using it in no time.

No beer
No sugar
Running my ass off every fucking day.

Worked like a fucking charm.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 12:01

anything but exercise now auto fellatio yourself

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 12:43

exercise you fat fuck and stop eating shit the whole time works wonders

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 13:16

>>2
I guess if that doesn't work for him he could always try meth

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:22

stop going to fast food places if you haven't already
cut down on cheese and meat (especially processed stuff)
and find alternatives to beer and carbonated drinks

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 15:09

Fucking 40 year old fat men begging to have a body like mine, and I'm here eating 5000 calories a day.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 15:57

Smoke meth, you'll lose all the extextra weight and extra teeth in no time!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 16:12

>>5
cocaine will work too but honestly meth is far more efficient and cheaper. i myself am getting a little on the chubby side and might need to pick up an eight ball pretty soon

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 16:44

Try not to eat carbohydrates. No sugar, bread, pasta, potato etc.
Eat a lot of vegetables.
Drink Water, Tea. Maybe juice sometimes, but mix it with Water.

And most important move your ass. Run every morning before you go to work/uni for 30 - 45 min.

Keep doing it when you lost weight or you will be a fatass in no time again. You can go back to more normal food but no MCD or KFC anymore. Never.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 17:00

attempt to commit seppuku
cut the flab away

12 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-23 17:20

>>10
I've already given up, but I want to be more feminine and slim down.

too hard to pull off trans if you are not taking hormones before its too late because I was very passable when younger and still sort of am, but too manly now

Oh, let talk about hydrogenated trans fats and the number of burgers you stuff into your face when the boss isn't watching you on CCTV, or the number of times you've been caught masturbating into McDonalds kid meals and the poor kids with missing Luigi toys.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 00:18

Don't be faggot like OP. Don't dress up and put make up on.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 01:01

>>14
Please tell me how not to be a faggot like OP?

16 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-26 14:36

>>15
If you're planning to give me a knuckle sandwich, you'll have to be in my presence again.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 23:09

>>16
You can fuck off with this gay shit you faggot?
i bet you call yourself hetero you closet queer!