Holy Shit! I just discovered that if you finger your bum sweat then rub the finger in your armpit, it smells exactly like pussy. I'm actually being completely serious.

Wow. Exactly like pussy. Why did you do it in the first place though?

Never had a pussy smells like peanut butter.

>>2
I'm afraid we have run out of time for questions folks, thank you for your attention and have a nice evening.

If your ass crack and armpits smell like salty milk and coins, there's something wrong with you.

>>5
It doesn't, the armpit cures the smell, refining it, transmogrifying it into something completely different. A philosophers stone, if you will.