I want to suck the dick of a stranger. Get farted/pissed on by him. And maybe give him a blumpkin. How do i meet someone that would like to do that? Id even pay him... Theres no craigslist in my New England town!

everytime I get a little bit horny I fantasize about sucking cock, I would consider myself straight but I end up watching gay porn. When I finish up I instantly feel disgusted with myself and have to close the video. Is this normal and if not, how can I stop this urge without going out and getting some STD from craigslist, thanks.

Get a shemale, homo.

>>1-2 Niggas, you're gay as shit.

I mean dude, I sit here and sometimes get a boner from watching some trap bullshit. At first I felt fucking retarded because I considered myself straight.

But honestly, who am I trying to fool?
Im bi probably, but I prefer women.

So why deny it OP? and >>2

Just admit that you're bisexual and do whatever feels good.
Sexual freedom is a good thing.

I can suck my own cock and its more like sucking someone elses cock than actually pleasuring yourself.

I gained a bit of weight so its hard to do, you have to have a bit of abdominal strength and practice flexing/stretching and bigger penis helps.

Or you can find yourself a boy/girlfriend

>>1
I felt pretty disgusted with myself every time I would fap to this coworker of mine. This was before and after I ended up cheating on my wife with her. She still doesn't know, and the coworker is long gone. Sorta wish I had kept that going, because the marriage isn't going to last.

>>2
when im not horny I can't stand looking at anything gay related so its kinda strange.
>>5
I tried that before but just ended up with a very sore back but I guess with a bit of practice it could work.

>>7
yeah practice
sore back is a side effect, but I have learned to not push myself

If I had a better diet like I used to, itd be easier, but i drink too much beer
doctors say its not a health concern, its just an ability you can pull off by being flexible.

I used to suck dick on clist but feel safer sucking my own
traveling, fear of std and creepy old men were a problem

>>1
if you like girls you're not gay. maybe you're:

bi
pansexual
polysexual
omnisexual
freesexual
etc.

craigslist is actually chill. hooked up w almost 100 guys there, no STDs.

>>1 faggot!