I mow my neighbour's lawn.

1 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-10 15:01

WHAT CAN I SAY TO MY NEIGHBOUR TO GET HER TO HAVE SEX WITH ME IN EXCHANGE FOR MOWING HER LAWN?

I mow my neighbour's lawn. She comes to my house, rings the doorbell and I come to the door and she pays me in cash. She is about 50 years old, overweight and a smelly but I want to have sex with her. Should I try asking for sex instead of money as payment?

She only has me mow once every few months, bare minimum, and allows her grass to grow as high as is legally permitted. She's supposed to be paying me for the last now on October 20th.
When she comes to the door I need to know what to say to get her to step inside and fuck in the kitchen for a few minutes. I don't think I'd want her on my furniture, plus the neighbors are nosy and would be suspicious if I were to have her in there for more than a few minutes.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 15:39

>>1

and a smelly

You fucking Italian?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 15:57

Just answer the door butt ass naked.

4 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-10 16:10

>>2
Meant to say "a little smelly" or just "smelly" Stinks.
I'm a spic!

5 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-10 16:41

>>3
I need some lines though. I don't have a personality.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 17:21

>>5
Well it all depends on a reaction. If she really doesn't say anything but she doesn't look fucking horrified either, you probably wont't even need words.

7 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-10 17:47

>>6
Do you think I should eat her out? She smells like fungus and sweat. Im probably going to kill myself next month, been planning suicide for a while so I'm thinking I should just go for it and not care about diseases.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 18:02

>>7
Why are you gonna pull an hero.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 18:33

>>1 no ur a smelly

10 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-10 18:56

>>8
Various reasons. Life is shit and its only going to get worse. I cannot figure out socializing and I am neurotic.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 20:13

>>10
Kill yourself please!