once ep on a tiem i had a huge bonr but den mi bich keel it. den i went to a frends house n he had his 17 yeer old niece der n she told mi to butter hur biscuit n i was alll liek "k"
Then i comenced to butter her biskit with my tiny weiner but ehn her mum walked in teh room
i laughed and said i fcuked ur daughter lul. then dah modder wuz all jelli dat hur dawter wuz gettin all deh dick n i wuz leik "bish pls ders enuff ov mai diik to go arund lul" n then i fukd her rite in deh asshole. der wuz shiit erywhere. smoke weed all dei erydei.
spekin abt wwed i bot 21 punds of mari j dat shyt waz so dank that i had to move next 2 a fire department becuz i waz scardthat the dank was to dank .das rite. twentee wan pawnds of dank ass weed mah nigga i smoked dat shyt moar than i fuckd my frends niece n her mom lawl dem dumb hoes
after i got veri hi i went to de strip club so i can watch your bish dance her ass off for mi moni
she was so hawt dat i had 2 ask her a favor " bish can u plz suck mi cock' she said "k"
and den wi went 2 deh back room and get mi dik wet yer bish has the best dsls in all of chicago. but the story doesnt end there. after she was done sucking on that massive pink peenus i was going to fk her rite in dah pussy. she sed no cuz i was too big foar her sperm dumpster. den i decided to rape dah bich. wen i spread that hoe down the middle i was shocked..... dat bich got a dik bigger than mine n den she fkd the livin shyt outta mai asshole. i then went into spiraling depression nd crippling anxiety dat i comtemplated suicide foar a long time. until i figured out i can become famous foar my deformed nd destroyed anus. i became.... goatsee

aftr all of dat massive ass destruction i went to deh curch to repent for my sins.... el oh el
jk i went to yer house instead to fek yer bish some moar, after we feked like 2 horni orangatangs we ordered sum pizza.... the pizza arived so veri toasty leik my nippls on a hot sunday morning... yer bish then said she wanted to lik my new and improved anus so she went down on my brown eye and i had the most explosive oreogasm ever now i no y mi freinds called me an fagit, it is becuz i love it when they tickle my anus. the moral of deh stori here kids is.. fuk ur frends bishes. o w8 lawl jk u hav no frends b cuz ur an fagit wiff no swegg
dat brings me to tell of the day i got ovr 9000 swegg..... oki here goes.... on oktobr 1999 i went to the top of mount rush more to draw all kind of peenuses on teh presidnetal fagits
den the tourist around dat area wer leik man dis fagit has major swegg.. they crowned me the sweegg overlord which is y i wear this dank ass crown... on my penus... then i fucked yer bish, she was deh closet bish becuz shes always on mi dik lul yer bish has mi baby naow. after i found out that ur bich is havn my baby i was liek no. so i hadukend dat bish right in her womb n threw her ass down tweenty wan flites of stairs. it was so dank dat bich got rekt m8. then i commenced to smoke dis dank ass blunt while i rested my mammoth nutsac on her now concave belly. i didnt have to worry about paying child support or going to court bcuz of mi sweg. i prolly fukd the judges bich too bak in pre k. nigger
now that u know the story of how i discovered the meaning of life n purpose of humanity n how to create peace in the middle east... it is time to fuk off n kill urself bcuz now u have nothing else to do. k.

meh.