my doorbell just rang and I'm scared, I'm not waiting for anyone and I live alone and the only reason anyone would ring my doorbell is if they're cops and they're coming to arrest me so they're probably gonna break down the door and I have no time to get rid of the evidence.

If they're police with a search warrant they'll have broken the door down by the time you read this.

>>2
they don't need warrants here, I live in Finland and we have no rights we're a police state but they've not broken down the door yet, I can still hear some noise outside though but there's no window on that side so I can't look to see if it's anything there

>>4
this.

Offer to suck a cock

>>4
no but i don't know if they're coing for the drugs or the pizza like i've saved lots of pizza from here and some other image boards, nothing hardcore like it's onyl just nudism and basically have weed and acid enough for months and it's life in prison if they come so i hope it's not them

Jump out the window and make a run for it. Better to risk broken legs than a life behind bars with a broken anus

there's a car coming outside on the other side and it looks like a cop car but it doesn't have the lights or anything but i think they're undercover or maybe they're like the russian mafia or something if they think i stole their drugs but i didn't i found them in a bathroom

>>8
from the sixth floor, would be more than broken legs i don't think it coudl be survived at all

You're dead either way then

Take all the drugs you have on you immediately, then surrender to the police. It doesn't count as possession if you've consumed them. They'll arrest you and put you in hospital, you get your stomach pumped or whatever it is you're taking. If you OD you're fucked though

>>11
yeah but i don't care if i get shot or something, i've been shot before and lived but like if i get shit in the head and i die it's ok because unless they go for my family wich they probably won't it doesn't matter, my life is great but if i can't live it it's ok if i die, but if i got o prison they're going to rape me ad i'll have to be near rapusts and murderers and shit

>>1 Was it worth it op?

Hero's last stand?

>>14
well i don't know like i found the weed and acid in a bathroom and didn't even know what it was but then my friend told me it's weed and acid and we got into them and then some guy whot me and i was like fuck this isn't breaking bad wbut then i one day decided to find pizza when i couldn't get boners from normal porn because and like it worked so it's scary

OP isn't the hero we wanted but he's the hero we needed <3 God bless OP

>>16
pic with timestamp plz op uploaded to imgbur

>>18
sorry i don't have a camera, i used to but it broke when i threw it at my friend and missed and it hit the wall

do you have a powerful electromagnet handy?

>>20
no

>>21
o

>>22
drown hardrive in a toilet.

>>23
drown hardrive in electromagnet

>>24
op is allready kill.
no

>>24
Toilet hard electric boogaloo

>>16
ooh i love pizza! i'd love to see some, especially if it's cheese pizza!

>>27
Hard drive is kill
No

>>28
can we bring it back if we have enough electro mags?

Quick, get rid of your hard drive before they find your midget porn.

Halloween people, kids coming to you door for sweets and dicks.

>>31
putting razorblades in apples and brussel sprouts covered in chocalate inside ferrero roche wrappers

NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
FUCK THE POLICE

CHECK 'EM

>>20
they sure are taking their sweet sweet time, i mean they have been knocking down your door for like 3 days straight man, these people are resilient maybe they are robots?