UPS Driver here!

Our trucks were updated recently and one of the features of the new system is the ability to see how many times your package has been tracked. All I have to say is that some of you people have NO LIVES.

There was this one package from Monoprice, that was obviously some sort of cable from its shape, that I had to deliver to some douche-nozzle in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. When I dropped of the package, the fucker was a skinny tattooed shitbearded hipster of course. Didn't even say thank you.

When I get back into my truck, I entered the package into the system and it showed that it was out for delivery since 7:31AM and I delivered it at 5:03PM. So I checked how many times that scruffy bastard tracked it and it showed during the time period I mentioned that it was tracked over 30+ times that day. I mean, really? Who tracks a fucking cable 30+ times a day. Let me guess, he needed it to hook up his guitar amp to practice with his shitty band? Or perhaps to watch his porn blu rays!?

You people make me sick!

You have no life apparently, cuz here you are posting on /lounge/

You drive a fucking delivery van. I see suicide in your future.

You people

You're on our boat, faggot.

>>3
I'd love to drive a delivery van, I love driving round all day

>>1

why are u watching for ur package

because i live on a third floor and live in a college campus where people get robbed at gunpoint and shits stolen all the time

I really love it when my 300+ priced computer parts are missing or i have to drive an hr away because u fucks come when I finally have to leave and go to nightclass

What's the difference if he tracks it 100 times. You're a fag and sounds like you hate your job and would just as soon piss on a guys package because you've got a stick up your ass. Do you fucking job and shut your mouth because you get paid too much to drive a truck anyway and should kiss the ass of the people that keep you fed and a roof over your head.

They check their packages constantly cuz they don't actually believe your dickcheese service will get it to them on time.

Because you pricks don't actually come to the fucking door where I live. You faggots have literally looked for a car in my driveway. If there wasn't one, that sand nigger driver just kept going and remotely updated the tracking info stating no one was home.

You and your company are unprofessional pieces of shit. Faggot

I have several friends that are UPS drivers. You make a great salary with benefits. On top of that you typically have a shitload of overtime. My friends were banging 40/hour and still bitching and moaning. I don't understand the problem here. Let the turd check and be glad that you have the business.

>>6
This

Hurry the fuck up instead of checking how many times someone tracks his pack, faggot.

What kind of faggot enters in every number to see how many times it's info has been requested?

Who is the real loser? Why don't you deliver packages instead of looking up peoples shit so packages come on time, you dumb faggot.

I hope you are killed on duty.

UPS fag here too

Comfy union, raises on raises, and get to see the weird shit people order online.

>>10
bro UPS is the best job you could have for the pay and no education. you can be retarded as fuck and as long as you can make out numbers and drive a fucking truck depending on your seniority you can make FUCKING BANK.
>>12
thats slightly fucked up. although his death might prompt a promotion in my position...

Where do you work Op? I'm about to start as a package handler at the Hub in louisville.