If Sean Kinner was my father I would kill my mother and shoot my retarded face off.

>>1 Do you tongue your mom with that tongue?

why is the usa so shit?

>>3 Capitalism.
It's refusal to tolerate any level of socialism.
Economy is too tied into war and it's arms industries.
For profit universities.
Jingoism.

>>4 I'm going to have to disagree with you. We have created a society where no one starves to death. The genetically weak or uncompetitive are able to breed out of control on the tax payers dime. Look at what school children used to have to know back in the 1800's vs today. We have ruined our society by lowering the bar and accepting everyone. Capitalism would be so much different if we weren't so weak.

What do vaginas feel like? I've always assumed they feel like silly putty but I'm not sure.

>>6
Bags of sand

>>6
Wrap sizzling bacon around your penis. It's just like that.

>>6
Do I cook it before or after it's on my penis?

The sensation isn't all that different from what a mouth feels like. Just kind of warm, soft, and wet.

>>6
Yeah, those toothy vagina spikes are a pain in the dick.

>>10
Then what's the big deal? Why doesn't everyone just feel their mouth all the time?

>>12
It isn't the tactile sensations of the vagina, it's that a girl is letting you play with hers.

Plus many of them taste awesome.

It feels pretty good. Got nothing on your hand though, lets be honest.

>>6
Take a mouth, remove everything that's not as soft as the cheeks and lips, make it tighter and wetter, and that's pretty much it. Find a girl who is on the pill so you can come inside her. 10/10 best feel

>>13
It's funny people say it tastes good. I'd rather have a stake taste like stake than taste like pussy. As with any food. I don't like licking the pussy for the taste, but for the outcome. It doesn't bother me, though, the taste.

But yeah, the good thing about pussy is that it's interactive whereupon masturbation is pretty stale. I love the intimacy.

>>10
I find mouths to be better.... But I've always used a condom for pussy and never for mouth, so maybe that's why.
>>6
Sort of like the inside of your cheek? I can't really think of anything else that's comparable that you'd have easy access to from your computer. But try this little trick if you're desperate.
Materials needed:
1 Rubber or latex glove.
1 wash cloth/hand towel
2 rubber bands
lube

Fold hand towel lengthwise. Place glove at one end of towel, with opening of glove towards the creased side of towel. Opening of glove should be over edge of towel, with fingers reaching opposite end. Roll the glove up into the towel, so you have a hand length cylinder shape. Pull mouth of glove over sides of towel. Bind both ends with rubber bands. Lube the glove. Fuck the glove. Add additional rubber bands for tightness if needed.

>>15
Word. Condoms are fucking stale. It's no joke when they say it takes away sensation. There was once I couldn't feel anything. I just never came and as I wasn't really excited I couldn't get her extremely excited that night either.

>>18
Yessuh; also, the friction from latex can actually dry a girl out. Condoms are fucking boner killers.

>>16

I'd rather have a stake taste like stake than taste like pussy.

Yeah, cause eating wooden STAKEs sucks with all the splinters and slivers in your mouth and on your tongue. But 100% grain fed beef STEAK, season with some crushed sea salt, a little vegetable oil, flame grill at a medium heat for 7 minutes per side, much better than eating wood.

lrn2spl idiot

>>20
Haha, yeah. It's spelled steak. My bad.

I mean, don't you eat the stake after you've penetrated her with it?

>>22
Age/Country?

>>23
20, east europe
The worst part is I'm actually good looking and girls are throwing themselves at me, but I'm too autistic to start conversation

put your penis in a beehive

will exactly feel like this

>>21
If by "stake" you mean your own dick, no, you don't gobble your own cock after fucking some bitch, that's just fucked up.

And you don't fuck women with a wooden "stake", unless you're a pirate and have a wooden dick.

You don't fuck women with a sirloin tip "steak" either, you grill those.

But if you're implying that you eat a woman out before you fuck her, yes, that's the correct order. Go down on her first to get her all wet and ready, then stake her with your schlong. When it's all done and you've had your fun, then you tell her to get in the fucking kitchen and make you a steak sandwich.

>>25

put your penis in a beehive

Actully, it's suppoused to be a hornets nest. Bee's can only sting once, but hornets bite repeatedly, very closely simulating the sensation of pussy.

>>24
Eastern Europe isn't a country. I've been to Poland and I don't want to get laid there. Not by every other tree near the roadside, not by some random girl from a village.

When I visited Poland, (I was 15 years old), I was placed in a room with this blonde well fed girl. The parents knew I was from Denmark so they assumed I had money, hence the "marry my kid" attitude. Was a terrible time.

Anyways, about the shyness, just get at it. Don't think of yourself as autistic. Do you work a full time job and ahve your own place?

>>26
No, I means a stake as in the one you use in Runescape to stab and kill the vampire.

Honestly I didn't mean to make sense.

>>6
Feels like wet coins and sand.

>>7
reference kekkled

>>28
I'm not shy, I just don't know what to say. I can talk to them like friends but I don't know how to take things further. I've read PUA and all that crap, realized that's not really for me, though I apply some of it. I've used touching, but words just doesn't come out of my mouth. I can't create emotional connection with girls.
There is one girl in gym reception who has shown interest. Every time I tell my self I will ask her number, but when I'm there I just think that it's weir to ask a random person their number and at the end don't do anything. I also suck at making casual conversations

Pussy feels great, you can feel the pressure and how tight it is and it's so warm, god damn take me back

Completely moist and almost hot, but perfect warmth, that tightens around every little bit of dick you put in....and with every thrust it just tightens more and more till you nut in a heartbeat, legs shaky and completely light headed

why are there no Asian fast food restaurants? and i don't mean mall food court panda express stuff I mean like mcdonalds or taco bell but with barely edible fast food quality Asian food.

Today my band teacher told me in front of the entire band class today that "As long as I'm alive, you won't be in one of the better bands you audition for" and he basically gave me a huge lecture on how I suck and how I would never be any better. I almost fucking cried.

No job, funds going fast, facing being homeless in a couple of weeks if my luck doesn't change. No friends or family to turn to here so I'm kinda fucked if worst comes to worst

yeh s'rite sod off wile i go av a shag aya mum m8. u skared now innit baghead??