I hereby declare that I am quoting myself subjectively:

be non-primary english language user
hear the term "my sides left to the moon"
assume that it means the rib from adam that made eva was expelled to the moon in high velocity
grab my sides and start laughing lightheartedly

is this funny to you?

meh!

you sound like one hell of a grandson
i hope you get your dick stuck somewhere so you must call the amublance to get you out