I need your help /comp/. Dell totally ripped me off. I finally decided to order one of these new fangled desktop computers that everyone keeps talking about. I mean it sounded really convenient to get a desk with my computer than having to buy them seperately. Much to my dismay the desktop is all that they sent me. How do I even use this thing, Where is the screen and keyboard. And I definitely didn't get a desk with it either. What should I do? Do you think I could get them for false advertisement?

The computer IS the desktop. You should have read the fine print.

But anyway, set on floor horizontally and accomodate fax machine, telephone and rolodex on top of the contraption, and begin your journey through the land of productivity, with Dell.

Dell, the best computers in America!