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Post a shitpost once a day for /VIP/
1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-10-14 17:01
That's right every time you come to this page, you have a post a shitpost!
2 Name: VIPPER : 2014-11-01 00:11
Meh!
3 Name: VIPPER : 2015-01-16 23:38
I'm feeling it now. Kill yourself and I'll feel better
4 Name: VIPPER : 2015-01-28 23:17
I have buffalo wings, I live in Dallas. Who wants to come over?
5 Name: VIPPER : 2015-01-29 16:46
>>4this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. i am afraid to talk mother because i am very shame. very shame. i cum in ass of man. have you ever cum in ass of man? it feels good but i feel very guilt. forgive my english, i am russia.
6 Name: VIPPER : 2015-01-31 00:57
I had a dream last night that I was sucking a dick. I forget whose.
It was fairly enjoyable but I was having a hard time keeping my teeth out of the way. Eventually I was able to stick my tongue out and overcome some gag reflex so I could take most of it.
7 Name: VIPPER : 2015-02-02 03:33
I'M JUST A MAN WHOSE CIRCUMSTANCES WENT BEYOND HIS CONTROL!
8 Name: VIPPER : 2015-02-20 19:53
I don't post much. I mostly lurk since I only browse mobile 90 percent of time
9 Name: VIPPER : 2015-02-27 09:48
DRIVE LIKE JEHU
10 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-03 14:14
>>9This post is why I need feminism.
11 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-03 17:31
>>10This post is why I need dubs.
12 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-07 22:51
I can't figure out which I hate more: Jews or fat people.
13 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-09 17:11
And, it is not does not know
14 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-10 15:37
Is three grand enough to move out?
I reconnected with a buddy who lives in a house with his landlord. The rent would be 400 a month with utilities and all that. It just needs furniture and an AC unit.
Also I'd have to find a new job
15 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-18 01:37
Hey /vip/, serious question here, do any of you ever feel bad for sluts?
Some days I end up wondering why sluts are the way they are and I'm not sure if I should feel bad or think that they're weak and pathetic people and can't get over their personal shit.
16 Name: VIPPER : 2015-03-18 01:42
I feel the same way
>>15Sometimes I feel bad because girls who are slutty usually don't have an adequate father figure, so they feel the need to give themselves up to guys so they can feel like they have someone. Even if just for one night
17 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-13 18:06
Prom tickets were $125 for a couple or $75 each at my school.
No use wasting money to have some lame ass party with fuckers who you probably hate anyway.
18 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-13 19:38
>>17I didn't go to mine, enjoyed myself playing vidya instead of being a miserable fuck at prom
19 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-13 22:46
New York is only nice around Central Park, but it's really dirty a couple of blocks over
20 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-14 10:34
Alright /vip/, im fucking scared shitless. I woke up this morning with another terrifying dream of a plane crashing near my area. All i can muster from this dream was the streets covered in blood and gasoline or jet fuel. I live near an airbase, so everyday these fuckers pass by and it makes me wonder that it is inevitable that, one day one of these planes will crash. i want to move out of this area but what the hell do i do?
21 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-14 21:00
I cannot stand to watch someone brush their teeth. I fucking cringe hard
22 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-15 08:47
>>21You stop lying on an anonymous image board, faggot
23 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-18 00:22
>>22fail.
this is a textboard faggot!
24 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-18 10:31
I delivered pizza for a summer and i was pretty hype to get a 5 dollar tip. But honestly i really didn't give a shit if someone didn't tip me as long as they weren't an ass. i was making pretty good money to drive around all night and listen to music
25 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-24 14:25
How do i give my child Naruto "whiskers" without hurting him? My son is going to be born in one week and I'd like to give him whiskers that look similiar to Naruto from the show. The best way I've thought of is getting a disposable scalpel an d slowly making three cuts on each side of his face, then letting them scar.
How can I do this without hurting him? I'd also like the cuts to be clean and straight but I'm worried about doing this myself, i think they will look rather good.
Three scars on each side of his face but as I said, I', worried about how much this may hurt him. Can he remember pain at this age?
26 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-24 15:09
>>25He/She can make his/her own whiskers at any age. Forget this stupid idea and think about how to feed the baby.
27 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-25 10:08
At the risk of sounding like a homophobe, I get annoyed at how much media panders to the gay community
28 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-25 21:10
Good sportsman have respect
29 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-26 19:13
"Agnostic" and "atheist" are mutually exclusive.
30 Name: VIPPER : 2015-04-26 20:42
>>29Agnostics are so dumb, they believe the fact that they cant know something 100% has any relevance. I dont need to know 100% that there isnt a flying spaghetti monster when there is no reason to believe in one at all in the first place
31 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-03 19:53
Natalie loves it uncut and has been getting stuffed by fat French dick since the Leon days
Lol. Queen of Israel and role model for all little Jewesses out there.
32 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-05 10:38
I joined sometime after 2011, I'm an le old fag XDXDXDXD
33 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-07 10:57
I was bullied. Couldn't really fight back because it wasn't worth being seriously hurt (like shot or stabbed). Was close to legit killing people in school but couldn't get enough guns/ammo. Over it now and living life, but I would still seriously hurt those people if given the chance. Been like 17 years and they are all fat dads and shit.
34 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-08 02:05
we're all friends here
35 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-08 02:50
*into the depths of my anus reach I*
*a cavern pull I out of my anus*
*into the cavern walk I*
*a gorgeous woman behold I*
"गञ्जाम् धूमम् अनु" says the woman
*a joint pull I from out my pocket*
*the cannabis puff I endlessly*
*red become my eyes*
Cut is the branch that might have grown full straight.
36 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-08 03:02
>>35Why do people seem to think it's ok to be blatantly retarded on /vip/?
You'd think that in today's age, retardation would be against the law and we would have embraced eugenics.
Can we all stand together against retardation, even if just for this one thread?
37 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-08 07:34
>>36Stop getting upset over shitposts in a thread about shitposts.
38 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-08 22:26
>>37Getting trolled by a troll in a troll thread and taking the bait.
39 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-09 01:59
🚬😔
40 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-09 02:41
>>39Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan will do ANYTHING for you brother, but first you have to lick their feet and assholes after they get a shower.
41 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-09 20:03
I've been trying to get my SJW friend to show me her tits without explicitly asking her to do so for a few days and I think I'm getting somewhere finally, lads.
42 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-12 01:18
I know lots of people like their own farts, but sometimes if I have to fart right before a shower and my clothes are already off, I'll fart into a bath towel and smell it from there. I imagine that the extra surface area provided by the terry cloth material of a towel is excellent for trapping a large amount of the volume of expelled gas, and hence there is more for me to smell than if I simply wafted it up to my nose.
43 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-12 11:27
>>40had a dream about going in the basement with the hulk. what could it mean.
44 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-12 19:48
Are dubs still considered shitposts?
45 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-12 22:12
>>44Are dubs still considered shitposts?
They are considered worst.
46 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-14 03:28
So I want to seduce my gay friend.
I'm Bi-curious and have had some thoughts for a while about it. We haven't met yet, but have maintained a close friendship and I now live 30mins away from him. I don't want to be too blatant about this to him. He's been interested in me for ages and I was the first person he came out to. It just feels weird thinking about even trying.
So /VIP/ help me out.
47 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-15 03:42
I wish every time someone says the word "the" one dollar is transferred from their bank account into mine.
I wish that under no circumstances can the loss of money be circumvented, including trying to to say the word.
I wish that no one will develop a grudge against me for having to pay me.
48 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-15 10:51
49 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-16 02:10
I remember that time when I fell down and hit my head. Next thing I remember I was in a hospital 48 hours later waking up from a coma.
50 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-16 03:28
>>48I don't think you understand what edgy means.
But this isn't a philosophy thread, so whatever.
51 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-19 16:33
Lying to the boss about not being able to come in for work, I can feel this about to bite me in the ass already!! Any other lazy fuckers out there? I work a weird job and am usually pretty good at what I do, but sometimes I just feel lazy as fuck, and would rather get other things done.
52 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-21 05:50
still laugh at how /vip/ doesn't understand what trolling means.
If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.
Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.
The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).
Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.
I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on /vip/ because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.
53 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-21 10:29
>>524chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs
4chan is a lame knock-off of 2chan, run by a god-damn jew, 8chan is run by another jew, infact all of Hollywood is run by jews, hell even the White-House is run by a nigger-sandnigger-jew.
54 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-23 03:37
Mad Melon. He was an ex cia agent in a world gone mad where all women are really traps with big cocks and the men now how tits. There is almost no gas, water, food and bullets. However the internet still works and he surfs /vip/ looking for love in all the right places.
55 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-23 04:01
>>532channel was cloned by 2chan which was cloned by 4chan which was cloned by 4ct which was cloned 8chan.
56 Name: VIPPER : 2015-05-27 02:37
>>55I'm not trying to look cool? This is /world4ct/ m8
it's anonymous, i don't know anyone here to show off to, and none of you know me either.
57 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-02 13:57
A woman with no arms or legs is sitting in a wheelchair at the end of a pier, crying. A man walks up to her and asks what's wrong. She replies "I was born with no arms or legs and in my entire life, I've never been fucked." The man kicks her into the water. "Now you're fucked."
58 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-03 19:08
Some dude blackmailed my ex. She didn't go for it and the guy posted her photos on her facebook wall along with her dads, moms and sisters.
Joke was on him though as her family were complete degenerates and she sent nudes to any guy that would ask. I laughed, though. She was quite upset.
She tried to take legal action but she could only go for blackmail as she gave him the pics (his property) but she had no proof of blackmail as he said it to her in person.
59 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-08 11:04
Sometimes I randomly run down steep hills really fast even though I know I could trip and break an arm or my neck, or I'll throw rocks at hornet nests then book it. Or sometimes I'll walk at night in the bad parts of town just to feel like I'm in danger.
I figure forcing myself to be scared just to feel something is probably better than laying in bed depressed all the time, or cutting myself like an edgy faglord. Any one else do stupid shit like this? Or is
>>59 just another retard?
60 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-09 16:07
Angel dust
Heard too many horror stories about that shit. I realize pigs spread a lot of bullshit disinformation about drugs in general, but Angel dust just seems like one area where they are being less full of shit than normal.
61 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-10 03:39
when someone hits the water at a fast velocity, the water feels like concrete and the person's ribs can be crushed. However, one can survive if he or she hits the water at a certain angle.
62 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-27 03:47
Today in my school in pool class my best firend called Maryan left her bag with her clothes next to me, there was many people around but i carefuly took a sock that was in her bag (it was used) and i put it my pocket, next thing i did was say "I'm going to the bathroom" then inside the bathroom i started to masturbate with the sock but then i realized that I was doing some weird sick shit so I stopped doing it and carefuly puting the sock back to its place, and now I don't know if I should feel guilty.
63 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-28 04:12
my girlfriend of one year just saw porn in my browsing history and broke up with me. she told me she considers watching porn and masturbating cheating and that she "trusted me". what the actual fuck. she told me she never wants to have sex with me ever again. i didnt even know... who is wrong? what the fuck?
64 Name: VIPPER : 2015-06-29 19:44
I've been stashing weed my golf bag but soon I'm going away without my precious golf clubs.
so to get to the point what do you guys use for discreet stashing?
65 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-02 21:35
My Girlfriend told me she lost "the spark" between us. I am more in love with her than any other. This was on June 6th. We agreed to a one-month relationship break, hoping distance would make her heart grow fonder.
I'm afraid it was just her way of letting me down gently.
The break ends Friday, but I've been breaking down about it for days. I don't want to lose her, bros. Lend me your hearts tomorrow.
66 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-03 02:33
end girls pain =)(= rain
stand bare foot no feet problems you no feel because you must first feel earths emotional being shoe and sock less understand this is where emotions is as and then retain understanding of emotions and put on pata feets you feel not for you are not bare foot i promise be no longer barefoot you feel earth is emotional how you feel if not barefoot silly girls pain so it rains stand in rain no more pain its rain
67 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-06 19:08
Yesterday night, I was at a friend's house. There was a party, then, around 3 am, I came to his kitchen and there was someone I don't know, sit upon a chair. He looked disturbed, so I took a picture of him.
Some hours later, I talked to him and asked what was wrong with him. Then, he told me that he 'd tired of masturbating all nights.
Some hours later, I talked to him and asked what was wrong with him. Then, he told me that he's tired of masturbating all nights.
68 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-07 03:18
One time I was really drunk and it was raining outside so I decided it was a good idea to strip nude and go out to stand in the rain for some reason. It was like 3 or 4 am or some shit so I didn't expect anyone else to be around, but after a few minutes I noticed my neighbor walking around in his back yard so I went inside real quick. I don't know if he saw me or not but it's pretty likely that he did.
69 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-08 03:26
those stupid fucks who conveniently omit health concerns from the conversation regarding obesity and just make it about about appearances.
Bitch I don't give a fuck what you look like, you shouldn't be fat because it directly correlates to heart disease and diabetes. All this "body positive" stuff is fine and great until people start thinking it's ok to put yourself at risk of real and dangerous health complications that result from being overweight.
those stupid fucks who conveniently omit Marilyn Monroe's facial structure as to why she was considered one of the hottest of her time and just cite that she wasn't skinny
She was not fat, she just wasn't thin. The fattys that cite her as a reason why overweight people can still be sexy, they're out of touch with history. And again, you can look however you want, but being fat is medically and scientifically bad for you.
Stop focusing on appearances and acting like obesity is an appearance issue. I'm a fucking doctor who specializes in heart disease and I'm so fucking sick of the line between body positive movement and the health risks they promote. Body positive movement should be getting people healthy. Patting someone on the back and trying to make them feel happy about being fat is medically counterproductive. You're harming them in your attempts to coddle them.
70 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-11 16:33
Ok this shit freaked me out. 100% real. I have this friend who has a friend who lives in this block that is supposedly haunted.
Me and my friend went to visit him one day just to see whats up. The moment I made the turn into his block something just felt off.
I parked my car outside his gate and it got really dirty from all the dust.
We went inside and I was on edge the whole time. The house was just creepy. There was a dead tree just outside his window. Locked doors, framed pictures of prayers and religious stuff. He had some creepy stories to share.
So when I went outside my car wasn't parked outside his gate, it was a good 3 feet away from where I had parked it and on the back of the car I could clearly see small hand prints in the dust. Like a bunch of children had pushed the car forward. I checked the hand break. It was pulled all the way up.
Left me speechless. I got the fuck out of there.
71 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-13 22:15
one day I woke up with the worst morning wood. Came downstairs naked, my aunt was in the kitchen naked (we were naked a lot at her house, she was a bit of a naturist)
She's just sitting there drinking coffee and sees my painful, throbbing erection. I was horny af and just blurted out "can you squeeze it please"
She laughed, "now anon that's a naughty thing to ask your aunt" but she went to the drawer and got a bottle of lotion. She put a dollop on her palm and rubbed my cock a few times, then told me to go finish in the shower.
She was weirdly accepting of it, but didn't want that kind of relationship with me.
Also, no pix but imagine 45 year old, blonde, curvy to slightly chubby build with big, floppy saggy tits covered in sunspots. We're talking fried eggs on a nail with huge areolas.
72 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-17 01:30
To all the Local Bitch Breed Bullshiters Today In my Neighboring Area I will occur in you a death so rampant you will have resulting terminal amnesnia:
I am not a fraud. You are a fraud. seriously. fmpsy. (GoRaidOnYourOwnAss) *sorry for hatespeak (but everybody dies) (commit to it).
73 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-27 21:52
I usually have 1st person dreams but I'm rarely myself. Last night I was switching between two characters.
First one was a guy. But not really. It was the head of an old man that had been taped to some kind of scarecrow-body without arms. "I" was in a room with the people who had been torturing me, could feel the wound on my neck and asked myself "what the fuck, I never thought it was possible to stay alive with only your head left."
One of the people said to me "man, you wont make it much longer. Take the chance and run."
So I ran on my stick-legs without any joints, constantly struggeling to keep my head from falling off.
It switched to the other charakter. I was some girl, hanging out with some friends. I knew about the other character and was wondering why I was experiencing his struggle. My friends didn't seem to notice when I flashed into his consciousness but I was physically feeling something, felt, that I was about to die as well.
As I switched to the old-man-on-a-stick again, we were on a boat. Traveling to my home country so I could at least say goodbye. I kept saying "Guys, I don't have arms. Please help me so my head doesn't fall off before we arrive." It was a horrible feeling to see the end coming closer and closer. My body (hah, but really) felt weaker. Breathing got more and more difficult.
Being the girl character again, I found myself surrounded by really random friends I felt no real connection to. They had to put me in bed as I suddenly collapsed when we were hanging out earlier. The same panic approached me: will I be abled to say goodbye to everyone I love? I told them to ring my parents and my loved ones but they didn't seem to be abled to. I felt my heartbeat getting slower, my view getting blurry.. I LOVE YOU! I said it to the random person next to my bed. Because they deserved it as much as anyone else.
The boat trip was over. I was in some kind of jungle-land, whatever. Maybe we couldn't make it further than this.[comment too long]
"If this guy dies... will I die as well? Or will this stop?" I was asking myself. I had been having multiple heart-attacks and problems with breathing. I physically felt it in my dream.
The sun was setting when I felt it, for real. Even though I had no body, I felt every cell in it getting warmer. My head was full of tingles and it was just feeling like "goodbye". The breathing stopped, but I wasn't worried it was gonna feel bad. I gave in and everything went from light to red to black. It was warm.
After opening my eyes I was still in that bed, everyone had left. I was still alive. I thought something like "mystery solved D;" and soon woke up for real.
I was calm, felt how death was coming closer. It didn't feel bad. I told my companions they shouldn't worry about me and started choking. This was it? No, it stopped. "End it already", I thought.
"If this guy dies... will I die as well? Or will this stop?" I was asking myself. I had been having multiple heart-attacks and problems with breathing. I physically felt it in my dream.
The sun was setting when I felt it, for real. Even though I had no body, I felt every cell in it getting warmer. My head was full of tingles and it was just feeling like "goodbye". The breathing stopped, but I wasn't worried it was gonna feel bad. I gave in and everything went from light to red to black. It was warm.
After opening my eyes I was still in that bed, everyone had left. I was still alive. I thought something like "mystery solved D;" and soon woke up for real.
74 Name: VIPPER : 2015-07-31 04:45
I like this woman. I want to have a longterm relationship with her. I have had many hookups and I am getting older and that behavior is getting old. I am wanting something longterm. I have been seeing her almost a month. We have not had sex but we have kissed with tongue a few times. We have been on four dates.
I asked the older women in my family for advice and they all said the same thing "Don't ignore her but seem uninterested in her and she will be more attracted to you." Now, while I get the whole seem not interested and it makes her want you more, enter random hookups, I never really understood the mechanism that makes the woman act in that way.
Can someone provide a logical explanation? I want to understand the entire process.
75 Name: VIPPER : 2015-08-11 11:40
Hi! My name is Howard. I am 45 years of age and I've been married for the last 13 years to my lovely wife, Jenny.
About 3 years ago, Jenny told me that she will no longer sleep with me, or any other white males for that matter, and that I am NEVER allowed to have sex again. I have been allowed to masturbate once a week over the sink with her permission but am otherwise allowed NO sexual release and my penis is usually kept in a chastity cage.
Last night, after I cooked dinner for her and Antwan (her lover), they told me that she talked to her urologist friend and she agreed to schedule me for a bilateral orchiectomy (castration) next week.
I went down downstairs to the cot in the basement I sleep in when her lovers come over and cried all night. She says she still loves me but I'm not so sure anymore.
Should I write her a poem to tell her my feelings? What should I do? It makes me a sad cucky to know that I will forever lose my sexual desires even if I'm forbidden from ever having sex again.
76 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-12 00:51
I farted.
77 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-13 15:45
Real transgender people make up about
.03% of the population, or 1 in 3000 people. What we are witnessing with the SJWs and all of the wacky pronouns here is the rise of TransTRENDerism, they are faking their gender and only trying to be cool.
Gender Dysphoria is a real biologically rooted condition related to a sexually dimorphic brain structure called the bed nucleus of the stria terminalis (BNST). Normally in men this structure is twice the size that it is in females. In several postmordem studies on the brains of self identified trans people, the BNST was the size coorelating to the sex the person reported identifying as. This was regardless to whether they undergone hormone therapy or not.
There are body dysmorphic disorders that exist where someone has a strong desire to remove a body part, such as a limb or multiple limbs. They report feeling like its a foriegn object that doesnt belong to them and for some reason this deeply depresses them and many of these people attempt to remove the body part themselves. When these people are succesful in removing the bodypart none of these people regret their decision and are incredibly happy afterwards and basically cured of the depression the limb caused them. They don't develop new dysmorphias after this either, amputation permenantly returns them to normal.
Until we have a cure for body dysmorphias that changes the person's brain to accept their body part, the best and only treatment available is to amputate. I think this is exactly what is happening with transgender people. Sex change operations maybe looked back on as an incredibly over complicated and obsolete medical treatment once we can change the brain to their biological sex.
78 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-16 20:52
Some people have destructive personalities. There are all sorts of dangers associated with cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, and even casual sex, but so many people don't care about the known consequences.
They wish to "live in the moment" and then justify their actions by suggesting that they aren't hurting anyone. To be honest, people like this can do whatever they want, but if they whine and cry that they have lung/throat cancer, lose their job, get an STD, or miss out on life events... then I tend not to have any sympathy for them.
They chose to do something where they knew the consequences. If I jump off a building, there will be consequences. If I become paralyzed (instead of die), then why should anyone feel bad for me? Harsh? Absolutely. The truth hurts.
79 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-22 02:59
What are some fetishes that you don't understand?
I'll start. Male pregnancy. I get the various forms of emasculation and humiliation from the unfortunate guy on the receiving in getting off on it and I even get dudes with a breeding fetish, but the combination of breeding a dude to give babies just doesn't connect in my mind. I just can't see a "guy" giving birth to kids and the idea of a male-womb being in an ass is completely revolting. If you're going to do this type of thing in a work of fiction, have the guy transform into a woman completely.
80 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-23 03:32
I was recently diagnosed with bipolar II disorder. Took a while to diagnose because mania didn't come into play until recently. I feel like my life is ruined. Had a manic episode and spent way more money than I had in my account.
I can't control my impulses anymore. I eat garbage food, I sleep too little or too much, and I take on stupid projects I know I can't accomplish. If it gets out that I have this, I will likely be ineligible to practice in my field.
Should I suicide to prevent being a burden on the system?
81 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-27 17:40
Oprah is STILL selling weight watchers.
I thought I'd heard that she wasn't helping their sales. Also it doesn't look like she herself has lost any weight. It doesn't make sense.
82 Name: VIPPER : 2016-12-28 17:40
Have you ever been to Amsterdam? There's always packs of drunk normies roaming the RLD. I see them hanging outside a girl's window while their buddy is inside all the time.
And who do you think is hiring high-end escorts? You think neckbeards who live in their mom's basement have A. the money for that, or B. the balls to actually hire one? Nah, bro. It's mostly rich guys.
Hookers are normie as fuck. Neckbeards are all about "muh pure viewing waifu". They're way too autistic to fuck whores.
83 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-01 19:50
You may consider us as terrorists, but we really are not. We are tired of the islamic domination of our westeren countries, and it's about time we fight back. We are not a bunch of skinhead faggots, we are nazi's.
84 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-03 20:05
Your wife chose you as her life partner, as the one to build a home with, and to raise a family with. You will be the social and legal father of her children, but she has chosen a different man to be the biological father.
It really doesn’t matter. You’ll be there for the pregnancy, tending to her needs. You’ll be there for the delivery, watching the baby come into the world, and you’ll be there for the child’s entire life, to provide it, and the mother, with a safe and nurturing home.
The only difference is whose cum was there at conception. She chose the best genetics to make the baby, and the best provider to raise it. She recognizes where you excel, and she chose you specifically for it.
85 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-04 00:29
>>83Just to play devils advocate. When it comes to Islam, why is the West going to win? Muslim terrorists don't sacrifice themselves for money. They do so because of a reward after death. Dying for their god is reward enough.
How many Western soldiers will go and die for their country lest their government bribes them to?
86 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-05 00:31
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/227116738-storyA judge will not call this a hate crime because that would lead to cases against whites of being victimised with hate crimes from blacks, and that would upset the voter base of the democratic party.
Liberals will scream it's not racism and not a hate crime since [insert mental gymnastics].
87 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-08 18:00
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88 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-10 12:20
Need help finding a movie name?
Takes place in Canada, somewhere near the ocean, maybe Nova Scotia. There is kind of supernatural element to it, some crime elements, think it is a 2015-2016 film.
89 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-10 14:17
The other day I took coke after work and had drinks with this co worker. Im married with two kids btw...we got drunk and she wanted to smoke a bowl in her car. We smoked and mid conversation I start making out with her and fingering her. The coke made me really aggressive. She stopped me after about 2 minutes and said I dont want to do this to your wife. I stopped and got out of the car and went home and had 3 hours of coke sex with my wife. To this day I regret not fucking that girl. I feel like I could have made it happen.
90 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-12 02:08
Why can't liberals just stfu already. Trump won. Get over it. I've never seen such a large group of people shitting themselves over nothing. They're just a bunch of pussies. And it's absolutely sickening. I hope this nation does fight a new civil war. Why? Because we Trumpers own a majority of the guns. And we know how to use them. So watch out you snowflake libtards, or you'll be drowning in a pool of your own blood really fucking quick.
91 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-14 14:14
How do I get over having obsessive thoughts about someone? I have to see this person at least 2-3 times per week and it's getting to the point where I want to quit my job because I don't want to see her anymore, the pain is too much too bear. Pretty girls are my weakness. How do I get out of feeling like this? I feel like I've fallen into a Web and can't get out...
92 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-17 21:53
Why do some savages eat more than one french fry at a time? You're supposed to eat them one at a time, not cram your maw full like a fucking pig. Please eat french fries correctly. Love, mother
93 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-22 02:30
so, ive grown a beard. a pretty big one by now.
its been about 9 months of growth.
but when i look back at pictures of myself with stubble, im not really sure what looks the best.
here are the positives ive noticed with my beard:
it gets attention. lots of attention.
for some reason, people start looking up to me. mostly guys. its weird. its like they get fascinated by me or something, and often ask me for advice on stuff.
i feel better about myself. there is a security about being able to hide some of your facial emotion within the beard. i may come off as more secure.
and here are the downsides:
maintenance. not really an issue, but it takes time.
kissing, eating, etc with the beard is hard. i have very full lips (not a nigger), so i keep my moustache short because it looks better on me, but its still a mess.
i havent really tried anything with any women these past months, but i have some issues.
i was talking to a girl on tinder (pic on tinder was me with stubble) and told her i had a beard now. she told me she wasnt really that into beards. long story short, she wasnt that interested in me with the beard.
and sure, people like different things. some people only fuck donkeys but hey.
but it made think that beards might be more of a fetish for some people than an all-round hot accessory like say stubble. almost all women love stubble.
i feel so much more comfortable in my beard, but i dont want it to ruin my sexappeal.
a lot of guys cant grown beards so they start hating on them, and lots of women dont even know guys who can grow a beard, so its not a part of the world they are used to.
ive gotten compliments on it from women while drinking, but then again. is it just a fetish for the minority?
or do most women find beard attractive, but its a bigger dealbreaker than, say, stubble?
i also prefer younger women, and im not sure what they think of it.
im std free. had sex with 56 women in my life. im 26 years old
94 Name: VIPPER : 2017-01-28 14:27
Dear 4ct users!
I am a tumblr user, genderfluid and otherkin (also proud vegan)
Your site generates a lot of hatred. Stop the hateful speech, the sexism and racism, islamophobia or else we will protest to remove 4ct.
This is a real threat, take it seriously!
You have been warned!
Ps don't bother to try and hack me because I just purchased mcafee 2017 edition with maximum protection!
95 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-01 04:20
All Social Justice Warriors need to be subjected to this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lft6EQh-Y Forcing them to endure offensive language would probably cure them of their need for trigger warnings.
96 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-04 15:56
If it's illegal for relatives to do porn together (they can be on the same set, but not touch each other iirc), does this imply that siamese twins could never do porn?
97 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-05 18:09
>>96Since Siam is now Thailand, you would have to check the Thai pornography laws to be sure.
98 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-05 22:00
>>97I don't think he was talking about Thai pornography laws.
99 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-06 22:02
Just because I stumble down the road like a drunk, that doesn't mean it's the wrong one.
100 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 00:45
When I was 12 my dad died. My mom was strict Christian so I wasn't allowed to have any friends that didn't go to my church and there was no one in my church who was my age. Depressed and completely alone I turned to omegle for friends and conversation. I met a guy who seemed really cool and super smart and as we got to know each other he promised that he was real and he wouldn't hurt me and that if we met he could get me away from my mom and my sad life. I was excited to finally get to leave my house and have a life but when I met him irl turned out he had been lying about everything. He kidnapped me and took me to California and raped me. Police eventually found me and took me home where my whole family and church shunned me and my mom took me out of school and put me in homeschool. Mom said I ruined her life. My question is: is everything that happened my fault?
101 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 02:43
102 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 03:16
>>101Obviously, but was it my fault? I mean I was only 14 when it happened but everyone in my life blamed me and Idk
103 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 03:46
>>102Different vipper here, but I don't think so.
104 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 04:17
>>103Thanks guys, it's pretty dumb to turn to anonymous internet strangers for validation but I've just had severe depression since then because of the guilt and I have no one to talk to it about so your opinions help
105 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 04:37
>>100Were you naïve? Yes, but you were also 12 so you can't really be expected to take all the blame. You mom apparently wasn't too good at paying attention.
106 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 04:44
>>105I was 12 when my dad died, 14 when all that shit happened but also my family are Jehovah's witnesses so I've always been so sheltered from life in general especially stuff like that
107 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 05:22
Update: the guy who did all that also ended up being a big time scum bag. Meth addict, and produced and collected tons of cp
108 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 06:32
>>100not your fault, you wouldn't have been on omegle if not for your family being fags for christ
109 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 07:18
>>106If so, how did you find your way to /vip/ the wild west of 4ct?
110 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 08:43
>>108Hahahahah I guess that's true, anon. Fucking Christ cock suckers
111 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 09:19
>>109We'll obviously I'm not sheltered about internet shit anymore especially after that. But I meant beforehand I had never been told like hey if you're a chick and you're 14 and you talk to someone in omegle 10/10 will get raped
112 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 10:12
definitely your fault, ugly
113 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 11:20
114 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 12:44
the white knight inside me is awakening
115 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 13:53
>>111If she was that strict how did you manage to run off with this guy? And how did she allow you to meet him? Story smells fishy
116 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 14:31
>>114OP: Uh oh, what does that mean?
117 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 15:51
>>100You could've lied about your age and posted tits
But you didn't so you're reported
118 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 16:23
119 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 17:32
>>115She was strict in that I wasn't allowed to date or masturbate or have friends outside of church but I told her I had to stay after school to take a test and she didn't suspect anything fishy because before then I had never done anything bad
120 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 18:57
It's not your fault at all.
Your mother failed you as a parent, and her blaming you for the shit you had to go through as well as her blaming you for her own social repercussions is twice as egregious.
You were just a child, and you should have been able to trust and rely on your mother to not only teach you, but actively keep you safe from harm.
Her religious delusions and neglectful obsession with her own social image were the reasons for your suffering.
You have absolutely nothing to feel guilty or ashamed of, and if I were you I would focus on staying positive and getting away from your poisonous horrible mother and keeping her out of your life forever.
This hasn't ruined you. All you have to do is keep moving forward and you can have a good life.
Don't give up. Good luck.
121 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 19:13
>>100No. Now get off /vip/ before it happens again.
122 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 20:33
>>120Shit you're gonna make me cry, anon. Tears/10 good post. Grammar and vocabulary bonus points.
123 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 20:13
>>119it's impossible for someone to stop you from masterbating
124 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 20:44
>>121This...no tits, get the fuck out!
125 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 21:01
isn't it a 18+ website?
126 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 21:54
>>123Hahahahhaha I'm aware of that, I never said she succeeded but I was giving an example of stifling chirstly standards at which she held me
127 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 22:58
128 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:05
>>100No. Mostly your Mothers fault. From your story she was the whole reason that you went to the Internet.
129 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:09
>>125Omegle or 4ct? Also have you ever encountered any 18+ websites that didn't allow entry with a simple click of the "yes I'm 18" button?
130 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:12
inb4 ban
131 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:17
>>106Yay, JWs! Proud escapee here.
We used to make the same sorts of complaints as males: the sheltering left us susceptible at best but quadriplegic at worst when it came to the window of dating and marriage they have from 18-18.5 yrs. old. You were set up for failure in life but not entirely blameless for putting yourself in a dangerous situation.
132 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:21
>>131Yeah I plan on leaving as soon as I'm 18 and my mom can't stop me. JWs aren't the worst people I've ever encountered but they do tend to be in general very fake and the stifling standards at which they hold young people shelters them and makes the susceptible to things like I experienced
133 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:25
>>131not entirely blameless for putting yourself in a dangerous situation
Bullshit. It is entirely a child's parent or guardian's responsibility to teach them and keep them safe.
This girl was way too young to be responsible, and was also having to deal with losing her father and having a neglectful zealot of a mother pushing religious guilt, fear, and confusion onto her.
If she'd been 18 at the time maybe it would has been different but she was only 14 and had plenty of other factors working against her.
Shame on you for even insisting a child was responsible for being taken advantage of and harmed.
134 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:29
>>132I bolted in body at 18 and made it official in spirit at 19. You WILL want to do all the drugs and have all the sex in The World. Be measured and careful. I still believe God is out there and he has blessed me in more ways than I can count. Those people, sincere as they are, have been sold a bad load of poo. They're just misled.
135 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:31
>>120tl;dr
don't think less of yourself because of something that you didn't have any control over and was absolutely not your fault
136 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:34
>>133White knight as fuck. Thanks vipper. Hearing stuff like that from a stranger after no one in my life even told me that I was a victim even though I pushed and kicked and screamed and begged him not to because I had chosen to talk to him initially is nice
137 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:38
>>133Bah. That's Western coddling bs. kids are not as stupid as we would have them be. They should be out working in coal mines and making their own decisions by early adolescence.
138 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:41
>>132Please never trust anyone on the internet again, no matter how nice they seem. It is way way too easy to lie and deceive on the internet, especially outside of groups of people.
It really is a "fool me once shame on you" deal, and take it from someone who had to learn the hard way, it's not worth a slim chance of finding a worthwhile human being via the internet alone
Sorry if I'm being preachy, I just know too well how shitty and dishonest most people are
139 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:44
>>138Oh yeah I've learned my lesson damn well. If anything now I'm too untrusting, even if people in real life. I don't like talking to anyone in real life but maybe that will just be a viscilus circle of loneliness who knows. Keep you posted
140 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:45
Post some bikini pics on imgur. Couldn't care less about your angsty teenage rebellious rape tour.
141 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:47
>>137Yep, if a kid can work an AK-47 or RPG-7 their not that dumb, and that's just in Africa, no limits in the first world
142 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:48
>>140You know I was actually starting to believe in the human race again. Back to square one I guess
143 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:51
>>100Tits or gtfo, no one gives a shit about your age
144 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:57
>>132I think just based on what you said here that you achieved a remarkable thing in that you were able to break out of your conditioning mentally and are talking very rationally and maturely about what happened. This gives me hope that you're going to be fine. Just follow the path that you think is right.
145 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:58
>>142There are some decent people even in the dark corners of the internet like this, but humans are still mostly trash.
I look at it like this- when I find the rare person who is actually worth knowing and trusting, it's all the more special.
146 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-07 23:59
>>142 OP: hahahahhaha same but honestly kinda get used to it. If you can't have faith in the human race while acknowledging the existence of people who want the bikini and tit pics of a 16 yo you're in for a shitty life. I'm just surprised it took so long for comments like that to show up
147 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:00
>>100 Please go on. My cock is throbbing. Did he rape your asshole, too? Or just your pussy.
148 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:02
>>143Jeez. Is your internet broken? Why would you need to get porn on a message board? If you like interaction with a nude person quit being a turd and learn to talk to girls.
149 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:05
>>120I completely agree with this Vipper. Impressive vocabulary. Btw I am very easily impressed.
150 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:08
Here's face pic
https://i.imgur.com/6UK4aEV.jpg I'm wearing the same choker as in this pic
https://i.imgur.com/PmoAtli.jpg but I don't want this thread to get taken down because of underage nudes also I don't post my nudes on public forums or anywhere for that matter sorry.
151 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:11
>>100 Of course not your fault but you should probably try and not make bad decision again for example stay the fuck off /vip/!
152 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:13
>>100(I'm 16 so I can't tits or gtfo sorry)
I'm 16
cant tits or gtfo
underage
no tits
get the fuck out, hope you get raped again
153 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:14
>>120This is some great advice
154 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:22
>>150then get the fuck out you dumb ugly cunt
155 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:31
>>152Or, you know, don't waste your time opening and scrolling through a thread that's starts out with "I'm 16 so I can't tits or gtfo" looking for tits? Idk that's just me you do you
156 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:39
>>150you're cute what's your facebook or kik?
157 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:41
>>146Yup. This took a while, expected "MODS" on first reply. Or at least "tits or gtfo" even if op is 16.
P.S. not your fault, it's bad parenting and dipshits on internet.
158 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:42
>>100 No I don't think it was your fault. Clearly you made some dumb decisions but FFS you was 14 and it seems that you lived/are living in a pretty shitty environment that doesn't meet your needs.
159 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:45
>>156You realize how ironic and hilarious that question is in this particular thread right?
160 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:49
>>156trying to pick up in this thread of all places? lol jesus /vip/ keep your pedo boner at bay.
161 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 00:52
>>155you really are thick eh?
fuck outta here
162 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:15
>>159>>160Hey can't blame a guy for trying!
163 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:20
>>100 The dude is the instigator of the bullshit, and gets 100% criminal blame, but at 14 you had heard all the warnings about talking to strangers on the internet, givin them personal info, meeting them, and ignored it all. You get some allowance for added naivity at that age. But even in your optimistic dreams, it sounds like you wanted to be someone's fuckslut, just under somewhat different circumstances. That's why you're still shunned by everyone. I mean the guy wasn't promising you cotton candy to lure you out, right? So sorry, your rebellious decision contributed to what happened. Your mom's guilt trip is self-created though...if her churchy friends shun her by association, she can choose different friends.
Moving forward, placing blame does no good. When you can, get away from the people whose morality clashes with your own, and you can be a cumdumpster whenever and to whomever you want without stigma.
164 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:28
All men are like that.
165 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:29
>>162You can. She's a pretty girl but fuck get over it.
166 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:31
>>165It's all good man I don't live in California so it's not like I'm going to kidnap and rape her
167 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:36
>>163Are you trying to essentially do the "rape victims deserve it" thing but on a much larger scale? Holy shit you're an idiot.
168 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:38
>>100, if you are real, prove it. Write S I D 259 on your arm. We need to see the same face
169 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:43
OP, here.
https://i.imgur.com/4rvnsBo.jpg Here's a new question along this vein. I got in the car with him willingly because initially he was nice and I thought everything was gonna be cool but from that point forward shit got weird. Found out he lied about a lot of stuff etc. When it came down to actual sex stuff I said I didn't want to, I screamed and said no and cried and kicked and tried to get away but obviously it still happened. Here's the question: Was it rape?
170 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 01:50
171 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:02
>>169You need some serious help that you aren't gonna get from /vip/ short answer is yes it was rape.
172 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:12
>>100,169Come on fuck this troll bait shit. No person in their right mind would say those circumstances were the person's fault. Fuck you for lying, and reducing actual rape victims by posting your fake ass story.
173 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:15
>>169Aw man this is a bait post for some dude's rape/abduction fetish or his hate for female rape victims.
Shut it down.
174 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:20
>>173Hold on hold on I'm in the process of delivering give me a minute
175 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2017-02-08 02:26
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BELIEVING THIS BULLSHIT
RAPE WHORE IS A GAY FAG THIS IS FAKE BULLSHIT
YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSLY RETARDED TO BELIEVE THIS
JESUS FUCK
176 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:32
>>167Not deserved, no, nobody does. But she was seeking sex either way, and even if it turned out how she'd have liked, her judgmental church acquaintances would shun her if they knew the truth. So the blame for running away and sluttiness does fall on her, while the rape and violence was an unfortunate additional consequence.
177 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:36
>>172Okay while I agree that it doesn't seem like my fault, my entire and everyone I know has blamed me since it happened because I met him online and chose to meet him so I'm here trying to get peoples opinions
178 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:42
Bait
179 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:45
180 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:48
>>177Op, we are waiting for prove. Timestamp
181 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 02:52
Why hasn't anyone reported this thread?
182 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-08 03:05
>>176Running away and sluttiness are not crimes? She shouldn't be punished for these things.
She was running away from a bad home life, and you are literally saying she has to atone for wanting sex post puberty.
Get a grip.
183 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-13 13:29
29 and have been living off NEETbux most of my life. I'm too incapable health and social wise to keep a job.
I can't get along well enough with anyone to make any friends, I think I creep people out. I only have one person irl I hang out with, who also clearly has mental issues.
I prefer to be alone as much as possible and send most of my time on games, anime, and internet shit like this. I feel nervous when I go outside around people.
184 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-15 02:16
185 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-16 21:18
I work night shift at a warehouse. Boss says someone is stealing product, so our shift gets our paychecks deducted.
Considering there is no hard evidence that it is someone from night shift, is this even legal?
Does our company have the right to fuck all of us because of one faggot?
I'm fucking pissed. I am a good worker and deserve my whole paycheck. No, I'm not the thief. Like I said, I don't even think it is someone from night shift. What do I do? Should I get a lawyer? How do we catch the prick who is stealing?
186 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-17 11:53
>>185Get a new job, f3gg3t.
187 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-17 20:29
My housemate at uni had a fairly cute girlfriend, small and blonde, kind of goofy face but surprisingly large tits.
She always used to flirt with me whenever he wasn't around. Like I'd be in the kitchen making dinner, and she'd come up behind me and just push her entire body against my back, so that I'd feel her tits squish against me. She was apparently desperate for attention, always trying to get me to lie in bed watching films with her when her bf wasn't around, and making me listen to her bullshit problems. She did flirt a bunch, but never let it go any further - so I was in a constant state of blue balls all the time I spent with her.
One time we were "play wrestling" in bed, and she had been rubbing my dick through my shorts. I lifted up her top to expose her tits, thinking this would finally be the moment, but she looked shocked and said, "No, bad Anon," talking to me like I was her fucking pet dog.
Anyway, I was annoyed at her for the constant blue balls, and annoyed at myself for being too much of a pussy to rape her. So I used to put her electric toothbrush in my arsehole whenever she left the house.
It's now been a few years since uni, but the thought of an electric toothbrush in my arse still excites me.
188 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-21 23:26
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189 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-22 23:29
i use crisco when i shave eggplant up my ass. makes my shit smell like cookies for a week.
i can't stand looking at anyone for the next month, because it's obvious they know... there goes greg the grandma, with his cookie flavored farts. they all know.
190 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-23 03:16
I helped a shy nerdy girl at school in exchange for nudes. 2 years later she still sends me nudes. If i ask her out or get close to her she becomes distant and stuff, yet she keeps sending me nudes. It's becoming frustrating...
191 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-24 04:00
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| AWAY |192 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-24 21:39
For the past 6 years all I have done is wake up, lay in bed till noon, browse 4ct till I get hungry, eat a huge meal, sit in my living room playing video games, browse 4ct till ~4 in the morning then repeat. Obviously I shop and go for walks every now and then but that's it. That's my life.
I'm fortunate to have a house and all my bills paid but I have zero family or friends. I feel so.... numb. Nothing feels real anymore. I think I'm broken.
193 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-25 15:42
Thing I always find about Africa is that I can't imagine how shit gets done. Every African I've had to work with has been incompetent. I suppose they're not all like that, but I just can't see how they do things like building and stuff.
194 Name: VIPPER : 2017-02-28 07:18
What keeps an atheist from murdering and stealing all they want? The fear of reprisal? Is the fear of prison the only thing preventing an utter breakdown of society by those with no moral compass?
195 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-01 06:38
Used to watch my stepsister finger her clit and ass, through door hole (missing a doorknob). When she was finished and went to the bathroom I'd secretly cum in her freshly crusted panties and leave without a trace. When she returned I'd watch her put them back on and wonder why they were damp.
196 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-02 18:46
EMTs make barely over minimum wage. They don't have much medical knowledge. They have training and are supposed to follow set protocols. If you ask an EMT why they do half the things they do they don't even know, they just know that is the protocol for X injury.
My GF's mom has been an EMT for about 30 years. In my numerous conversations with her I have figured out I know far more about human anatomy and biology than she does from simply taking college level human anatomy classes, biochemistry classes, and physiology classes.
A couple years of college teaches you more about the human body than 30 years in the field as a EMT.
Sure, you can probably deal with a catastrophic wound far better than I can, but you has no idea what the name of the bone/muscle she is dealing with is.
TLDR: EMT is a relatively easy job that almost any non-college educated person can get if they want to.
197 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-03 00:51
school recently had lockdown because intruder fag
watching active shooter instructional videos in class (fuck off mods im legal)
teacher pauses at "fighting back" segment
teacher says "realistically we're all ded if shooter comes in our room"
kden.flp
"BUT we can use anything as a weapon to fight back"
"anon what do u think we can use as a weapon if pewpew man comes in"(thinks im not paying attention)
me "my words are a weapon"
teachergetrekt.vst
"gtfo my room anon"
lolsurefag.svk
i wish i was funny
198 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-05 05:39
I took a sniff of my sisters panties once and never did it again cuz they fucking stank like piss you fags.
199 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-06 18:56
>>198im jerking off to you right now
200 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-10 05:09
201 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-14 22:57
Before modern web, when internet was new.
There was a a couple of places on the web where people would post all kinds of shit, not really caring so much of the content.
It could be anything really and a good discussion could be held about it. You know, you say what is on your mind, or showed people what you wanted to show them, and whoever wanted to join in on that joined in. There was no bullshit, no social justice warrior to spam your threads with garbage, trying to justify their moral bullshit thinking that anyone gives a shit. Or just the random trolls just willing to do anything to take a piss at someone off.
Everything wasn't a walk in the park, there was a lot of bad things in those days as well but it was just being handled differently then what we see today. The internet didn't have any norms or standards to be followed.
Through the internet, i learnt that a majority of humans are not very intellectual, or lacks any way being able to think for them self at all.
If your case was strong that moves people emotionally, 99% of the people will fall for it, and believing whatever you just told them is true. Because they only listen to their emotions and lack any kind of logical thinking.
I took me a few years to discover who those 1% were, it's still hard for me to pinpoint them but i generally get the idea after a few conversations.
What helps me a lot is this way of always being able to view humans as primates, doing their primal business, not acting to far away from monkeys. it's when you meet individuals who lack these traits. it's more like looking at a reptile, it doesn't move a muscle, and once it starts moving it's not regular.
Usually walking style but also body language, it's more stale. And you need to pay a lot of attention to their eyes. It's the only thing you can really tell what is going on.
Because depending on what those eyes are looking at, they are either having focus on you or something else.
I wasn't very old at the time, probably 13 or was it 14? I had just started to go through some terrific shit. Executions, pornography, snuffs, all kinds of stuff.
I was amazed, all this stuff that nobody was talking about It seemed to be an endless void and for every few month i grew older i just keept finding new shit on the web. It keept on going untill i was about the age of 16. At this time i had already seen most things you can imagen. cp. executions, live rapes, anything. After this i started to view the mainstream media as boring and fake, they never mentioned anything of the shit i was seeing online. The things i remember most specificly was the cp and some live cam executions.
One case was when a guy raped a literally fucking baby, it was really horrific to see, it was fucking gruesome, the guys dick was the size of the fucking baby. I also remember at some time there was a girl who was probably same age as me back back then, it was such a perspective changer for me. There i was, sitting in my big house. And there that kid is, drugged up on glue. being fucked in the ass by some pervo. Made me feel greatfull in a way.
Somedays my stomach couldn't take it and i had nightmares about it. But i grew quite resistant of it fast. Eventually to the point of where death seemed normal
202 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-20 12:24
tl;dr: someone got herpes from me and I will get murdered for it.
I worked at a food place.
I didn't know I had herpes. got really sick one month, went to many docs, 1 told me I have herpes.
got better so kept working at the food place.
I didn't think anyone could get it from me unless they had sex with me or touched some open sores and then touched themselves.
the owners son got herpes.
I was blamed.
they started stalking me and hired someone to murder me.
I'm still alive cause I had this gut feeling not to go back to work the day that it was going to happen.
I'm still being stalked just not so much as before.
203 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-21 23:47
Gore videos are the most beautiful exercises in empathy, as you should learn to not only detach and become merely an observer, but also to understand the point of view from the subjects within the video.
Imagine your hand on the face of the victim, and feeling the force from pulling out the teeth. How would that force feel on each hand?
Then, imagine being the victim. Imagine having your teeth pulled while only being capable of moving your tongue. You then see why he moves his tongue like that, and find the sort of desolation he's found.
To be capable of willful detachment while maintaining a capacity to empathize is one of the greatest achievements possible.
204 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-22 14:57
How fucked am I? I was dared into not shaving for four months and it's only been two.. twice now after getting dirty working on my car I've had people mistake me as homeless and try to give me pocket change. I have a feeling in a another month I will have transcend from hobo to serial killer levels. Should I have rejected this bet? Also the bumps on my head are from about 300 metal plates and screws holding my skull together after a motorcycle crash and yes I know my hairline is receding it has been since I was 16, I don't wanna talk about that shit. Just beard advise.
205 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-27 20:52
Ein junger Adolf Hitler verliebt sich in ein jüdisches Mädchen namens Stephanie Isak.
Unfähig zu gestehen, ist er von einem deus ex machina mit der Telefonnummer des Mädchens durch ein magisches Handy begabt. Ich nehme die merkwürdige Vorwahl nicht an, er ruft sie sofort an und freut sich, herauszufinden, dass sie ihn auch zerschlagen hat.
Aber am nächsten Tag, wenn er die Gespräche des Vortages an den Juden erzählt, sieht sie ihn nur mit einem verwirrten Ausdruck an und nennt ihn Gojim hinter seinem Rücken. Nach einigen Untersuchungen findet er heraus, dass der Semite, den er anrief, nicht derselbe ist, den er sich verliebt hat. Tatsächlich existiert sie überhaupt nicht in diesem Universum. Sie ist das abwechslungsreiche Universum des Neonazas, das sich in Adolfs eigenem AU-Selbst verliebt hat, der sich auch nicht glücklich über ihre Zerstörung kennt und den Holocaust als Ergebnis entwickelt hat.
Hijinks folgen, da die beiden einen Deal aufschlagen, um einander ihre dunkelsten, die meisten privaten Geheimnisse zu geben, um das andere mit den Waffen auszustatten, die sie brauchen, um das Herz ihres anderen selbst zu erobern. Während die beiden ihre jeweiligen Lieben jagen, kommt DRAMA, als sie anfangen, sich ineinander zu verlieben und die NATURE von JUDEN zu hinterfragen.
206 Name: VIPPER : 2017-03-31 12:56
Flange
207 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-01 03:20
I see what looks like a structure just under the water at the foot of the cliff under some natural archways
real old, all stone and made at a point when the area must have been above water
I jump off the jetski and swim down into an entry way. as I'm going down this small hallway I'm noticing electric lighting in the ceiling, still working, and the area begins to take a more decorated look. Like this place is some fancy hidden restaurant.
I notice I'm breathing underwater and I reach toward my face to feel the most faint, thin, near skin-tight field of air around my head.
This tall black man walks up to me and starts talking, I can't hear a word he's saying.
He rolls his eyes and presses a button on the wall, like a doorcall button.
He says; "You look lost"
"how, am I breathing right now?"
He points to a little device in the corner that's making a constant frequency. Not sure how I didn't notice it till he pointed it out.
The device has no tangible shape though, it just appears to be emitting this constant hum and with small variances in the tone I can visibly tell out little fluctuations in the "skin" of air around this mans face.
"you, found a way to seperate molecules and sustain breathable air using only waveforms!?"
He looks at me like I'm a fucking moron
"You should probably go"
I ignore his advice and still dumbfounded I walk into a large open area just past this room.
There's several different acts of carnal knowledge going on in this room.
More than I can describe without writing a book.
I turn back to him and I say; "what is this place?"
He replies, but once again I can't hear him speak.
He rolls his eyes again and pulls up a device that looks a bit like a scanner gun from a grocery store.
Motions me to point it at my neck.
As I'm talking I'm noticing that the frequency just from the sound of my voice is distorting the air field around his own head
Something big, real big. Comes down from the ceiling and I wake up.
208 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-01 19:30
I have a heart condition that basically makes me unable to lead any sort of normal life. My chest pain over the last month has been getting worse and worse and I haven't gone to the doctor because I kinda just want it to all end. Is that selfish of me?
209 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-02 23:54
be 19
visit another city where my cousin (17) lives
meet up with her in town in the evening
she has some of her friends around
we go through a few bars and get moderately drunk
she is quite drunk herself
wandering through dark town drinking our own beer
cousin gets really clingy and doesn't look after her clothing (it was summer, so not much clothes and it's all basically loose if not fixed)
can't unsee that her nipples are showing through the top of her bra that's clearly too big for her
her friends start going home one by one
eventually it's just us two left
she's sitting besides me and hugging me
we're in a remote dark place
I try to subtly tell her that her top is very loose and I see everything
she giggles and says "do you like it?"
"um, well, yeah kinda"
"let's see how much you like it"
takes her bra suspenders down to the sides to reveal everything
proceeds to slide a hand under my shorts and grab my almost hard dick
clearly she has experience
she's stroking it while I get braver and go for a feel on her breast
shorts down, she kneels in front
goes down on me without any words
it's kind of messy because she's drunk
eventually finish in her mouth
seems like she swallowed most of it, spit out the remains
casually drinks it down with last bits of our beer
"that was fun"
next day she's hungover and i'm not even sure if she remembers that, so we never talked about it again
2 years after, I heard lots of slutty stories about her in the time that passed since this happened
oh well
210 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-03 01:01
Yesterday, a friend invited me to a house, to drink a pair of beers and a vodka, that house is the house of my ex GF, see her, taking the hands of her new boyfriend, just broken my heart in pieces, my friend got really drunk and left me with her and her boyfriend, i cannot control myself, drink my beer, attacking that dude with one and another dark joke about his beard, fucking jew, whatever, she notices my wrath at him, and i just... Leave the house, keeping my hands in my pockets, after a time walking i could not hold my tears
Really fucking miss you, fucking bitch
211 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-06 05:19
HOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHO HORK HORK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK HORRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK
212 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-06 19:04
I might have royally fucked up.
So I tried to fuck my ass with a banana because prostate stimulation supposedly feels really good. I had plenty of lube and was doing it relatively gently, but after a while I noticed that it started bleeding. I didn't feel any pain at the time but now I have a mild stomach-ache, but I'm thinking that might be because of the anxiety.
Also, this happened about 2 and a half hours ago and the blood was a light red color
213 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-08 09:23
I have finally woken up. I have been in this hate filled coma for what seems like 9 years. And it all started with the internet, and a girl named Laura.
She was my everything, so much so that I felt like I had to preserve the person I was when I met her, because that was the person she fell in love with. Here is the funny thing, while I stayed the same, I kept this way about me that was logical, but I never grew emotionally. She had family problems, and I talked her through them, but my own life was disintegrating. I flunked out of school, (got my GED).
All of a sudden, she told me one day she was going to kill herself, out of nowhere. And she about did. She was found in the bathroom, wrists slit, and that was it. She never talked to me again.
214 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-08 20:27
What the fuck is wrong with me? Why do people dont want to fucking be friends. Am I that fucking boring or what the fuck? I make plans with people to drink at my place and then go out only to get a text saying we'll be late by getting drunk in another place first. So fuck me and all the shit I fucking bought for tonight. Fuck you fuck you fuck you!!! i dont have a best friend and never fucking did. Why? I always listen to their stupid problems and always help them solve whatever is the issue they have.
215 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-10 14:23
Wouldn't it make more sense if we all stopped using money and just build robots for free and make them do our work and then sit back and enjoy the benefits of not working at all and still have whatever you want!? Just have robots or mechanical software to, grow, produce, and create what ever we wanted. But to do this you need to kill trump, burn all the banks down to the ground and then just help out each and every one of the people's until them smart folks can build robots so everyone can be equal. I know some of you will hate this idea.
216 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-10 20:50
SO I posted a fake job ad on Craigslist stating that I needed a young woman to come and clean my apartment. For each response, I propositioned them with money for facefucking.
I had three successes. I facefucked each of these girls for pitiful amounts of money. The first one I actually laid down towels and had her vomiting. She emailed me later to tell me that she'd had two ruptured blood vessels in her eyes. Now she doesn't return my emails lol.
Am I degenerate? I'm married with a job. Ha. Whatever.
217 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-10 20:54
>>216You're a degenerate only if you think you are. What does the opinion of others matter?
These women were something like a dented can you buy at a store for cheap, right?
218 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-11 17:07
So yesterday a friend of mine told me about some edgy tumblrette (anti-white, anti-straight, transtrender, otherkin who claims to have autism) cunt they didn't like and how this cunt had bothered them before. I thought 'Well, I hate these sort people, so why don't I fuck with her a little bit, see what sort of damage I can do.' I set up a throw-away twitter account, and got to work trolling this bitch. I didn't really try too hard, just made myself look like a neo-nazi that was into NGE and started insulting her. She set her account to private that afternoon. Tonight I will move deeper into enemy territory by attacking her tumblr. I strive to be as ferocious and victorious as the brave anons who shitposted their way into history during the 4th of July raids and bring many keks back to the anons of /vip/.
I will need your help though. No, I'm not asking for an organized attack involving many anons, though if you want to join in you may. All I really need is some tips about operating on Tumblr, as the site is very foreign to me. If you could help me with that then that would be great.
219 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-12 20:30
Former girlfriend was "raped" by her father when she was 16. It took 9 years before she admitted that it was a turn on for her and it made her horny every time she brought it up. The two were home while her mother was seeing another man, she started making sex jokes, that lead to them normalizing the incest situation, and boom, the daddy daughter dance became horizontal. She always blamed this on the reason she fucked around, the reason she drank. Yet, always spent time with him every weekend. After 9 years It was pretty fucked up to know she was actually fantasizing that I was her father.
220 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-12 21:35
I dont believe in air travel. It's all a hoax, along with "space" flight. How can something weighing 70 tons stay in the air? Birds fly because they weigh very little. Chickens don't fly because they weigh alot. And a so called airplane weighs significantly much more than a chicken. I have never been in an airplane, and I don't know anyone who has. People who say they have are just shills for the government who uses small drones (that weigh less than chickens) to spray chem trails everywhere. Those drones only look like they are very high because they are so small. It's a known fact that past a mile high, there is not enough air to breathe. Yet we are expected to believe that these airplanes can somehow provide enough air to everyone on board? Not to mention that flying that close to the sun would cook everyone alive.
221 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-16 23:09
222 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-17 19:23
I don't know
223 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-18 15:09
A friend of mine was talking to a cheerleader. So as I walked by, I gave a her a good pinch on her ass. She looked around and did not see me. So she punched him right in the nose.
MFW, she bloodied his nose and he had no clue why.
224 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-19 01:28
This happened a long time ago when I was a kid, we thought we created the greatest meme of all memes.
rewind to 3rd grade me
in a nice little school, I miss it
brother comes home one day (he's in the 5th grade so he's alpha)
we get into an argument about probably dumb shit
”shut up anon! That's why you're in love with miss HOGlan!”
miss “hoglan” was a teacher I had, he played with the words since her name rhymed with hog
initial wat
slow brain processes insult
”Nuh-uh! Ur dum” I retort
He messes with me saying I'm in love with her almost daily, this is how it all started
lets talk about “hoglan” lets call her hog
snotty
sounded like she had a stuffy nose
short
fat or thicc I dunno
the main thing that stood out was her nose
looked like it was fucking stapled to the middle of her head
all these traits made her look like a pig hence “hog”
decide to spread the hog meme with friends
things heat up
have other 1 year old friend who is good at ms paint
is god at it
he decides to put her face onto the face of a pigs during computer lab
print out 30 copies or so
decide to place them in boys bathrooms on the walls and under desks
the meme has become a school thing
janitors come in saying “who did this”
no one admits ofc
janitors were all crackheads I think and left since they didn't give a shit
we must step our meme game up
teachers catch the meme and we do one of those auditorium things about respecting others, no one cares
we spread “oink when ur near the hog lol” throughout 3rd grade
subtle oinks when kids walk past her
asks kids do they need a tissue
kids just oink among themselves when asked
hog has no idea what they are doing and just thinks kids are being kids
days go by
oinks become louder and more obtrusive by the day
oink noise at about 50% power
teachers think kids are getting Ebola or some shit
we have a auditorium thing about drugs
hog is about to go on stage in a sec
look among my brothers in oinks “we do this”
”we do this” is spread through crowd of 3rd 4th and 5th graders
hog gets on stage gets Mic
right as she is about to speak
ohshitwebouttodoit.png
”Hell--”
MASSIVE ROAR OF OINKS IS RELEASED FROM CROWD
RETARDED KIDS FREAK THE FUCK OUT
teachers have no idea what has been unleashed upon them
teachers come down rounding up kids
3rd graders fucking leg it
we hide in the school
intercom comes on “free ice cream cups for all in the cafeteria
was trap divided to catch the morons first
wave of dumbasses rushing to cafeteria
smart ones like me stay in out places
one of the last ones to get caught, hiding in teachers lounge behind sofa
was on the floor doing the dinosaur when they caught me
Just fucking with you
got us all rounded up before the day ended
did another auditorium thing about respect and what went on
Can do a pt2 where the meme got reincarnated if u want
225 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-21 06:39
So um what to do friend said this to me and idk what to do.....Dear Anon, I really don't care about your furr- ahem I mean loneliness. However, since you asked me to write this I will. So, the reason I've been dodging you is because mostly I'm busy. Don't get mad at meeeeeee. Anyways, I'm sorry that I couldn't see you, but I promise that I had to do my work; I also had no idea where you were at lunch. So, I really apologize for being a stupid cunt. To be honest, I really am extremely busy and you making me do this while I'm bleeding doesn't make it better. I hope you read this all because I want to explain to you exactly why I'm so busy. I'm dealing with some troubles, and I'd appreciate if you'd just not be mad if I'm doing things that favor a certain thing. I'm trying to achieve a purpose. So, I need some time to think things out. Most of the time, I think about what could've happened if I would've just done something different. Those things plague my mind, and every word that offends me in the littlest way repeats in my head everyday. All these mistakes,worries, and promises that I can't keep. So, I'm really sorry for how I'm acting lately. Really sorry, I'm such a bad friend.
226 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-21 08:07
This holiday is yours, where we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy, in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life.
PRINCESS LEIA, Star Wars Holiday Special
227 Name: 606 : 2017-04-23 16:37
be me
one time I lived with like 10 other people in a three bedroom house
this chick came over purely to fuck any of the dudes there
I walked into the main bedroom where there was 4 mattresses set up
my friend was getting a blowjob from the girl
and I was like "oops sorry" but then the girl was like "no take me from behind"
coz I'm a gentleman I did so
me and my mate were double teaming this chick
then my b(u can never be too careful)lack friend came in and was like
"hey can I join?"
the girl was like "there's not enough holes"
he was like "oh no no no that's okay I meant can I be in the room?"
we're all like ummmm yeah ok sure
he just sat in the corner and was just jacking off like as hard as he could fuckin go
it was intense it Musta been like full irl 3d pornography or some shit
but every time id look over to where he was
it was just pitch black in the room
except for this Cheshire cat smile in the corner
it took forever to cum which was good for the girl and also for my dignity
well for everyone except my mate who was Coppin a gobby coz he finished hell quick and couldn't get up for round two
but I will never forget that scary white teeth smile lurking in the background of my threesome
228 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-24 08:34
I took a dump today.
229 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-25 04:07
let me tell you a story
I happened in the early middle ages
When Islam was new
and Christianity first consolidated it's grip on Europe
The Muslims outlawed all usury, as they do to this day
The Christian church also outlawed usury
Defined as charging any interest on a loan
Many bishops preached that a good Christian
should not even expect his loan back.
So when merchants needed loans to expand
They looked around.
Muslims wouldn't loan money
Christians wouldn't loan money
Only the Jews would lend money, for they were
the only ones left who could charge interest
So for hundreds of years
the Jews were the only moneylenders in Europe.
naturally, they got rich AF
This is how the Jews got their reputation.
230 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-25 20:53
Teacher just said that jocks have no internal lives, whereas the lowly “nerd”, or whatever filled the role at the time, has the internal life out of necessity of it’s subservient role in society, a medium for catharsis. This is what I’ve surmised at least.
Here’s what I think.
Human beings are fallible, and we’re bound to make decisions that entail feeling good in the moment and feeling bad later. Life is a steady pool, but as that bores us we decide to create waves. It goes up, but it will come down. This creates what can be imagined as a “reserve” of negative emotion, which is stored up and consequently must be purged in some way.
The jock receives little struggle in their life, as they are at the top of society and their passions focus around activities that require little thought (which can give way to devastating perspectives that lead to sadness) and is essentially an endorphin bukakke. Along with this, the jock is often in a period of recovery which tires the person out, which when mixed with the endorphins of working out can create a near intoxicating effect. Their catharsis comes out in their practice, and comes out in a physical, literal way that takes no interpretation. Sports are repetitive and aren’t conducive to personal change.
The proverbial “nerd” finds other more abstract means of catharsis for the looming negative feelings they have, much more substantial and continuous than the fleeting inconveniences of the jock.
It is not that the jock has no personal life, it is just dealt with in a way that is so complete that it doesn’t need further exploration. They are content with what is in front of them, and this spreads to all facets of life.
If this is true, is the reason for our evolution and heightened intelligence our ability to minimize physical stress?
231 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-29 07:34
Being a white ｓｋｅｐｔｉｃａｌ™ male holds more stigma than being a white Christian male. For some reason everyone thinks you own a certain type of hat. Stereotyping is wrong, people!
232 Name: VIPPER : 2017-04-29 20:40
I walked out of the gas station and saw two Mexicans standing next to my car. They pointed at me and screamed "YOU!!!!" I panicked and pulled out my gun and started spraying bullets at them, which hit the gas pump and caused a massive explosion. I survived by running and jumped behind a dumpster behind the exploding gas station. One Mexican survived and ran straight at me so I blasted bullet after bullet at him and blood was spraying everywhere.
I turned around and took off running into the desert area behind the gas station. Bullets were flying past me so I turned around, pulled out a machine gun, and started rocking out like Rambo. I mowed down 4 Mexicans as they chased me and I sent them straight to hell with my machine gun. I got far enough away from the exploding gas station which was now on massive fire and ducked down behind a large cactus and looked back and saw a police helicopter flying towards my location with it's search lights beaming down towards me. I knew they would discover me within about 60 seconds so I had no choice. I pulled out my portable rocket launcher, loaded it, and then fired a guided mini-missile and blew up the chopper. Right before it hit the helicopter I saw the horrified expressions of the two pilots, one male and one female, as they saw the missile coming and knew they were about to get blown straight to hell.
The helicopter exploded in a massive fire ball and I knew I was home free. I jogged the rest of the way home towards my apartment through the desert and reached home. I deposited my machine gun, pistols, and rocket launcher near the door in the weapons rack. Went to the fridge and got myself a nice cold Paps Blue Ribbon and drank that shit while sitting on the couch watching TV.
233 Name: VIPPER : 2017-05-02 01:51
I fucked up so bad what the fuck do I do?
be mtf 20
be estranged from family for years bc tranny
finally start speaking again
start visiting
family finally sees me and treats me as a gril
family are asleep upstairs while I'm on the sofa
use my 11 year old brother's laptop
haven't had a phone or computer in a while so go on 4chan
go on /gif/ and start jerking it
about to cum so get tissues ready
cum into tissue it was golrious
think i'm done so remove tissue
bad idea.jpg
i'm not done
cum all over my face, hair and clothes
don't have a change of clothes
can't go in the shower or start washing the clothes bc that will wake everyone up
don't even have spray to attempt to covr the smell
literally covered my tshirt and hoodie
Seriously what the fuck do I do? Is there anything I can do or just wait untill the morning for them to come down and accept my fate? I fucking stink of cum and my clothes are stained with it ven after trying to clean up best I can. I live a half hour train from them and have no money so am needing a ride from them? Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck
234 Name: VIPPER : 2017-05-03 18:47
What is american weed like?
UK stuff is meant to be shit and I've never smoked in US.
I'm so fucking high I said america like a fucking chinamen.
235 Name: VIPPER : 2017-05-07 01:11
I just found out that my girlfriend was in a gangbang back in high school.
This supposedly occurred 3 years ago, before we started dating.
It took a while, but she finally admitted that it really happened.
She claims that she was drunk and doesn't remember it.
She says she only knows that it happened because people told her the next day.
The girls who told me went to high school with her and they were at the party where it happened.
They said that it happened in the living room in house where the party was being thrown and it was with 7 guys. The whole party was watching. They fucked her for over 4 hours.
They said that she wasn't drunk and she initiated the whole thing to get back at her boyfriend, because she thought he was cheating on her. It turned out that he wasn't.
My girlfriend is in our bedroom crying. She thinks I'm about to break up with her.
Should I?
236 Name: VIPPER : 2017-05-07 01:18
>>235Femanon here.
If you stay with her after discovering this, she'll lose all respect for you. She hates herself for it, and she'll think you're an idiot for staying with her.
You have to dump her and then take her back a few weeks from now after you've fucked a few of her friends.
Its' the only way she's ever going to respect you.
237 Name: VIPPER : 2017-05-08 01:19
Monroe Sweet aka Monroe, her real name is Katerina Kozlova.
She was never very attractive.
She acts like she has no idea how sex works and doesn't enjoy the fake mechanical masturbation she'd doing.
The only reason people looked at her is that she has a mutant face that looks younger than she is.
Now she has a mutant face, no enjoyment of sex, and fake boobs.
238 Name: VIPPER : 2017-05-08 22:21
Any Tard rage stories?
Be 16
Working away in computer science class
Tard approaches my desk
Asks me if I can finish his java project
I kindly reject his request
Tard goes super sayan
Has a screaming fit and starts throwing anything in his path
Takes my monitor and whips it at some quiet girl
Girl starts to cry
Tard feels bad so he runs out of the class
Wtf.jpg
5 mins later I get called to the office
Principal says I need to be sent home
Thefucknigga?.rar
On my way out of the office I call the the kid a sped
Tard proceeds to go on another fit of rage
I casually walk out of the school as he screams obscenities
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