Not me shipmates, I'm strictly legit. I don't even buy pirate DVDs from the "Who wan' DVD" lady. It's not worth the risk. A man with my looks would get a lot of unwanted attention if he was sent to prison. I'm not as sprightly as I used to be and I'm at the age where I want to relax. I'm getting too old to fight off the sex starved inmates every time I take a shower.

Are you foolish enough to download or stream flicks illegally, shipmates?