Below is what i normally eat, and i need suggestions for what else to buy.

Please note, i hate cooking, and im not going to cook.

-Cereal
-Bread with butter and such
-Frozen pizzas
-TV meals
-other microwave meals thingy
-take out food

What the fuck else can i buy that takes no preparation?

If no one is going to cool that's about what you can get. Get some fruit though.

>>2
yeah i buy fruit too... sometimes.
The problem is not weather the food is healthy or not, i don't give a shit about that, i just hate cooking and cleaning, i'll rather just eat.

>>1-3
If this is your diet, you are in lousy shape and must feel groggy a lot. Eating well is not hard

1 - buy some fresh fruit. Whatever you like, but its best to get whats in season. We are moving into citrus season now (oranges, grapefruits, etc) you should eat at least one piece of fruit every day.

2 - some meat. You can get pork chops or chicken breasts or small stacks to start with. they cook well in a heavy pan on the stove or you can broil them in your oven. Chicken takes about 10-15 minutes, but a steak or a pork chop is like 5-8 minutes. get a thing of Krazy Jane's Mixed up Salt and lightly sprinkle any of these for seasoning.

3 - yogurt. preferablly not yoplait or cannon, as they have a lot of sugar, but anything would be an improvement over what you are eating.

4 - some veggies. Broccoli is easy to steam on the stove or in a microwave. Asparagus can be baked, boiled or sautéed. brussell sprouts can be bought frozen or fresh or are pretty easy to just boil/steam.

that is a good start. Maybe some eggs, if you are down with it. Also, get some prepackaged salad mix and add stuff to it, like olives, peppers, onions, garbanzo beans, boiled eggs, whatever you like. Go easy on the dressing and try to avoid stuff like ranch or thousand island.

soon you can progress to stuff like ground turkey or beef and spaghetti sauce and noodles.

Really not cooking, moreso putting pasta in frankfurt's and boiling it.

>>1,3

Please note, i hate cooking, and im not going to cook.

Is this real life? Can someone be this stupid?

Buy ready-madesoups, you just need to heat it on the stove or micro and they help with your digestion.

You know those raw veggie + dip combo platters? Get one to snack on, they're great.

Sandwhiches man. Grab different sliced meats, breads, and cheeses. That and some belpeppers onions pickles mustard and mayo and experiment with sandwhich combos.

Chicken patties are microwaveable and can be added to a lot of stuff and be good.

>>7

veggie + dip combo platters

I miss these.

>>6
Yea, there are really austics like this, i wouldn't be his friend. If he wouldn't put the effort into cooking for himself imagine how lazy and selfish he must be to everyone else.