She's still basically a kitten and she's in heat, really bad. She doesnt stop meowing, all hours of the night, we get up every two hours to throw her under the running water to shut her the fuck up for a minute. She writhes around on the carpet, scratches every doorframe which is a sound you cannot sleep to. She looks for vagina-level phallic protrusions to rub her cunt on. These include our toes, doorstopper springs, knobs, our dog's face (he doesnt mind but we do.)

How the fuck do you deal with a cat in heat? How to get them to shut the fuck up? Spraying her / wetting her seems fruitless

Got the same problem, getting my cat spayed next week. Do it.

I feel you man its retardedly fucking annoying, get her spayed though i had the same problem it was over immediately.

>>1
just finger fuck your cat. She'll stop once she cums

Do yourself a favour and drown yourself. Your a pointless faggot anyway.

>>1
take her to vet

Stick a dick in pussy

>>2-3
How much does it run?

>>1
either get her spayed or let her get out to breed. anything else is pretty mean.
How would you like it if someone hosed you down every time you started making out?

people who don't/won't fix their animals, or can't afford it and still get animals, are pieces of fucking shit.

>>10
No, we know, she doesnt WANT to be in heat.
>>11
k

>>11
This. Get your cat spayed, it's probably sub-$100. And you won't have to deal with her having kittens

>>1
you get them neutered

Stick the eraser side of a pencil up that cute little fuckers twat. You can thank me later.

>>1
let doge give it to her

>>11
People her surgically remove the sexual organs of animals without consent are pieces of shit. Its fucking nature. If you dont want to deal with it dont get a fucking animal.

>>12
You dont fucking know that. Did she fucking tell you? Shes just horny as shit dude.

>>17
>>11
OP here. On one hand I don't want to fuck with her life course by scrambling her vag. But, what, give her away to someone who is going to get her fixed? Nope.
Getting her fixed is obviously what we're going to do, I just hate to see her in this state of uncontrollable writhing and desire for something that exists not in this house.

>>18
You're right. But she'll never stop being horny. And if she has kittens I'll have to rip them away from her. Using logical observation and investigative deduction, most people would agree that the nature of my cat's behavior is something that my cat is not choosing, and any of the resulting options (spraying her with water every 2 hours vs getting her fixed) are going to be perceived as a loss to the cat. But spaying her at least she'll be able to just be a cat and not this gaping meowing knobslut

>>19

gaping meowing knobslut

mild kek

>>1
Get the damn cat fixed; end of problem....derp.

>>1 Dude, just fuck the cat already

>>19

uncontrollable writhing and desire for something that exists not in this house.

That's how I've felt about pussy for 25 years now.....

>>17
I wish we could do it to all niggers, and 4/5ths of Messicans.

>>1
Have you stuck a Sharpie up your ass while masturbating to it yet? Were you hot?