1 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2011-03-09 02:37
So I just had to shit outside for the first time in my entire life... why does it feel as though my life will never be the same again?
well not a back alley but not the woods either. you see the story goes that my toilet was clogged and was therefore unusable, so i decided to drop my turd in the backyard next to the clothesline...
I'm really just hoping my mum thinks its one of the dogs if she goes out there in the morning and sees it.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-09 10:11
I find this strangely arousing
3 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-09 19:49
>>1 Every morning I need to take a shit. Every single morning. Doesn't matter what I ate the night before or I ate at all, threw up or took a shit. The morning begins with the shitting. However, tomorrow morning I will be at a venue, starting at 7.30 am. How can I avoid shitting in the morning?
4 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k : 2011-03-09 23:52
>>1Hate to brake it to you SFBE, but your a sick little fuck and thou mother hates you and blocked the toilet on purpose, just she could capture your crapping on CCTV camera and uploaded it to youtube.
>>3Go to sleep an hour or two earlier and wake up two hours before you have to be there. Morning shat done. Sleep done.