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Textboards as Presidential Candidates!

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-20 19:46
4ct = Donald Trump
progrider = Barack Obama
goatfinger = Ben Carson
26ch = Ted Cruz
4-ch = Hillary Clinton
Tinychan = Jeb Bush
Minchan = Rand Paul
SAoVQ = Marco Rubio
SAGERU = Mike Huckabee
Wizchan = Jimmy McMillan


discuss
2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 00:57
History is written by the victor.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 06:16
ask a guy who is paid by members of Goatfinger.ga international jewish conspiracy to promote race mixing on internet messageboards anything!
4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 14:22
>>3
You have been visited by the Jewish gentleman with his Arab girlfriend carrying bags with cash.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 22:22
>>3
I really enjoy learning about fish and nearly all my hobbies revolve around it. This includes fishing, fish keeping and just taking walks down by my local river. River season is closed in UK right now so I can't fish for a while, could still go to my local lake though. I also really like money, I have a bit of a weird obsession with it and get annoyed when others have more. This is especially present when I go to Harrods and to Gran Caffe Londra because I know some of the guys there have more money than I do. I'm pretty big into Biology, one of my A-Levels is in it along with Business and Economics (+ EPQ but it isn't really a subject) and very interested in Business Finance and Investment Banking. I also like guns, but I don't own any and don't plan to until I retire.

I like to rub my hands together, like one of those classic Jew poses you see. Or I try and use body language to show confidence because I like to make others think that I am actually confident and better than them. I've always had tics, and can remember a doctor saying that I had some Tourette's as I developed tics when I was a kid (eye rolling) and have been with me for over a decade now. They change from time to time, maybe I'll do one for a year or two and switch. The most recent one is hand stuff but it was my bottom lip folding over before.

My family thinks I'm pretty weird but some of them are pretty smart and we have discussions from time to time. The women get annoyed at me because I'm not emotional and very blunt about things, but life is just better that way.

Rambling is a pretty big thing of mine too. If I get to talk about something I like I'll go on for a long time, when I was younger I used to forget what I was saying and I still lose track of my train of thought now. I just think too far ahead, which is why I write so fast leaving my hand writing near illegible and sometimes just missing out letters.

That was weirdly good.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 00:07
>>3
Fuck off back to your honeypot!
7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 03:11
>>3
How does one become so deranged?
8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 07:33
Trump is NOT someone who will accept mediocrity. He certainly will NOT want to maintain the bullshit that has gone on the past two weeks, especially for the next eight years. He has already done more good for this country in the last two months, than Obama had done in eight years.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 10:18
I know exactly fuck all about politics so if anyone who's more informed could tell me, what is the process of impeachment?

Is their a vote, does he have to do something particularly bad, is it up to the house, Senate, what?
10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 14:55
>>8

TWO travel bans failed

Healthcare failed when GOP has control of House, Senate, White House

Been on 12 golf trips in last 10 weeks, you know how much that has already cost taxpayers?

You wanna drink the Dump juice, thats your problem.
11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 17:43
Calling Liberals "Libtards" literally only shows people how childish and uninformed you are.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 23:11
>>11
Yeah, nah, given the various names the leftists use on a daily basis I'm going to have to call you and yours massive hypocrites.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 01:54
They might be "setbacks", but the guy is on record repeatedly saying Obamacare will be repealed and replaced "quickly and easily", along with a shit load of unrealistic promises and hyperbole his base masturbates to each and every time it's repeated.

Oops, looks like politics isn't the same as business dealings
can't even unite his party to pass legislation, even when asserting its Plan A or nothing

Looks like a failure to me

Fun fact: labelling every piece of legislation you have as "terrific, tremendous, wonderful, etf" without much more substance than that is a way to appeal to the mindless masses, but doesn't get much done in terms of political action
14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 04:34
>>10
13 actually. He literally campaigned that Obama took too many golf trips.

He's golfed more in the past two months than all Presidents have done in a year. His own wife won't live with him. He pretends one of his daughters doesn't exist. His own party votes against him and are reaching out to Democrats. Wall Street isn't drinking his Trump-Ade anymore. Only thing still on his side is the coal industry which everyone knows will be dead no matter what in a decade or two even with all restrictions lifted.

He's a massive failure.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 09:22
>>13
along with a shit load of unrealistic promises and hyperbole his base masturbates to each and every time it's repeated
Not who you were responding to, but how is this different than any other politician? Obama was all about change and transparency and ended up doing neither.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 13:58
>>15
wrong

Being fought his entire Presidency by racists and every Republican, he STILL managed to save the housing market, job growth, GM and Chrysler, international relations, spent more on the military than any President ever, kept us safe, eradicated over 80% of ISIS (no matter what Fox News will tell you) knew the Constitution like the back of his hand because he fucking taught it at an Ivy League school to future Republicans, and weed is now legal in several States.

He was a GREAT president getting done vs the setbacks along his way. And has a stand up family He's gonna have a monument soon and you're gonna like it.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 20:14
>>15
Not saying that other politicians don't live up to their promises, it's naive to assume a politician would deliver on their promises 100%, when the political arena in the USA is more complex than "It shall be done because I say it shall".

I'm not here to pick apart Obama, what's done is done. I'm making a point that Trump campaigned on quickly and easily overthrowing the status quo in Washington, and has failed to accomplish this.

The base who voted for him thinking he'd drain the swamp were duped, the side thinking he'd repeal and replace so easily were misled and he has been a walking, talking body of lies and misrepresentation since day one.
18 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 00:23
To all the leftist faggots that run goatfinger and 26ch, Why don't you hang yourself? Your ideology has become a fucking garbage mixing contradictory thoughts. The young generations hate the left, in a few decades the West World will become in the most conservative society, you have no place. The World will become a better place now without you and your brainwashed mind. Come on cuck! Make the jump! Hang yourself.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 07:02
Iyagi is Bernie Sanders.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 09:32
>>19
No it's just shit. Iyagi is shit. Iyagi is crap. Iyagi is piss. Iyagi is retarded.
21 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 17:27
>>20
Hi capey. postoffice is a dead cat full of diarrhea dumps, slathered with honey and cum, left to stew in a sunbeam in a rotting, moldy old barn in the heat of summer.
22 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 18:17
3(x-2)/7 = -2 | * 7
3(x-2) = -2*7 | / 3
x - 2 = -2*7/3| + 2
x = 2-2*7/3 = 6/3-14/3 = -8/3
23 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 00:26
>>1
What's tinychan, exactly? I've never heard of it before.
The others I've seen and browsed before.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 07:01
>>23
It's a cool mix between an imageboard and textboard, with a lot of neat features. The original admin sucked. For a while, 4chan ran the same software at tiny.4chan.org . It's neat!
25 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 12:46
>>24
Nice shilling, tinychan admin.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 13:01
>>1
what did he mean by this
27 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 00:15
>>26

Hello, new friend. How are you?
28 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-31 04:15
TinyChan is more like John McAfee.
29 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-31 09:30
TinyChan is more like the whore with too many dicks boards, three /prog/ Kekjews.
30 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-31 21:11
>>29
hot
31 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-01 02:16
>>1
All of the progs want to be progrider so i guess it's accurate enough lol

Either of those possibilities would be of great concern to Mr Flynn, who has a six-figure military pension to preserve, but it wouldn't be the kind of political bombshell that would directly threaten Mr Trump or his administration.

Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn's immunity bid 'momentous'

six-figure pension

*googles the definition of pension*
I was sure it would say something about not being much
32 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-01 02:34
Raid on Radio Free Grenada

On the early morning of the 25th, another team from SEAL Team 6 was inserted by UH-60 Blackhawk helicopters to capture Radio Free Grenada, in order to use it for PsyOps purposes. Although the station was captured unopposed, a counter-attack with armored cars forced the lightly-armed SEALs to retreat in the jungle, destroying the radio transmitter as they left.[31]

Mike Flynn

Battles/wars Operation Urgent Fury

The Invasion of Grenada was a 1983 United States–led invasion of the Caribbean island nation of Grenada, Codenamed Operation Urgent Fury, mostly because they built an airport with too big a runway.

The United Nations General Assembly, on 2 November 1983 with a vote of 108 to 9, condemned it as "a flagrant violation of international law".[9]
33 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-01 19:32
/GOATFINGER/ are such autistic retarded virgins that they literally obsess about any average or above average looking girl they see.
34 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-02 17:50
>>33
26ch.net 4x13.net world2ch.org all decided to meet up and have a discussion.

https://i.imgur.com/rk767SM.png

"This goatfinger, it's a shit board." World4ch took a long draw from hyr cigar, savored the smoke, then exhaled decisively. "Boys, it's time we give it a taste of it's own medicine."

26ch gasped. "But, but sir! What has goatfinger done?" 4x13, trembling with excitement, let out an autistic shriek. World4ch looked them both in the eye and continued speaking. "On April 2nd, we attack. Goatfinger is a piece of garbage that should not exist. True /prog/gers go to 4taba." 26ch nodded solemnly. "Yes, the shitty textboard that deserves progrider's legacy is https://dis.4ct.org/prog/." The brave textboards called an uber and the rest is history.
35 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-02 21:06
You know that feeling when you are masking your extreme depression under the guise of shitty memes and making pointless rationalizations to make it day to day living in an existential nightmare.

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