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The bloody nerds have ruined all the computers

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 04:40
Did you know that because of the retarded imperial system 1 Byte consists of 8 Bits, instead of 10 Bits by the correct decimal system? Because of these idiots now all the computers are screwed and it is almost impossible to calculate computer's data without a calculator.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 05:11
It has to do with the binary system, not the imperial system. Geeze.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 06:23
Binary has nothing to do with this, illiterate imbecile.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 06:52
So you are pissed at people who are smarter than you will be in 10 lifetime's?
5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 07:09
or something like that.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 07:47
Is that decimal or binary?
7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 08:02
Decimal in binary it would be 00001010.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 08:33
Binary has nothing to do with this, illiterate imbecile.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 08:53
So your jealous that I'm smarter than you, my guess is that you voted Hillary.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 09:13
The first computers had less than 8 bits per byte. As they realized they needed more unique characters they added bits until they reached 8 bits, which gave them a workable 255 combinations. That was seen as more than enough so they stopped there. Going to a 10 bit system could have happened but 8 bits worked better in terms of it being part of the powers of two. A more logical jump after 8 bits would have been 16 bits, not 10.
11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 09:28
Stick your imperial system up to your ass, imbecile.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 09:44
Ok, you are just trolling. Never mind.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 09:59
Here I thought you were just an annoying twit, but turns out you're actually a *beep* idiot.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 10:15
He doesn't like cats either!
15 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 10:39
>>14
Well that tears it.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 10:56
10 lifetime's?
Lifetimes.

Only an idiot or a shackle-dragger thinks plurals end in ''s'.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 11:07
>>16
Another grammar nazi.
18 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 11:23
Is there anybody intelligent, who gets what I am talking about?
19 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 11:50
Memory bus architecture has always used powers of 2. Is 10 a power of 2? There is your answer.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 12:11
I didn't ask you about how it works, retard. I simply said that the correct system is DECIMAL, not the *beep* IMPERIAL.
21 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 12:39
It isn't in the imperial system but still in the decimal system, man you are slow.
22 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 12:46
If you don't understand how it works, then you don't have the ability to fathom why decimal systems aren't used.
23 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 13:01
No, he's right.

We need to go back to analog.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 13:21
A Dumaresq for every home!
25 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 13:47
8/10
^^^
Please note the layers of meta-humor.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 14:09
>>25
Shame you had to explain it but nobody would have gotten it otherwise.
27 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-17 14:20
>>26
I know, the awful conundrum: look bad pointing out your own awesomeness or let the flyby happen unmarked.
28 Name: !PjGU0Bh7h. : 2016-12-17 15:23
i think they made them mate... no problems at all.
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