When I search google for lets say "Red Blast Guns" google is showing me something totally different to what I'm looking for, no matter what I type into the search box it never matches my search subject.

Google knows best. Its not the search you're looked for.

Google only cares about itself and how it can fuck you over and pickpocket at the same time, its run by jews.

Google fucked my anus and took my money.

Ok ill try and answer all your questions before 404