whoever helps me fix my broken syntax will get a steam game
This is lua for Gmod, the goal is to create a text file for players that have not joined before and do not already have a text file.

hook.Add ( "PlayerConnect", "Load Data on player joined", function ( JoinedID, exists )
GM:UniqueID( JoinedID );
local exists = file.Read("Uberpvpdata/".. JoinedID.. ".txt", 1 )
if ( exists == 1 ) then
-- access the player data here
else
file.Write("Uberpvpdata/".. JoinedID.. ".txt", "1 " )

What language are you using?
What SQL database do you use?

dicks out for Harambe