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Why did Rome fall?
1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-02 23:33
Was it their men were too busy having butt sex with one another and the empire crumbled. Should have obeyed the word of God.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-02 23:40
The Christians did just straight up commit genocide on them so I guess that's one interpretation of it...
3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-02 23:46
>>1Too many foreigners.
>>2You are talking about greece. Homo buttsex was not exactly what romans would do in public.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-02 23:59
There's a theory that they were far too keen on lead-tainted wine, and that it contributed to the Fall of the Roman Empire through essentially making the highest levels of the aristocracy retarded.
Of course, there is another school of thought which argues that this theory is, itself, retarded; so fuck knows.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 00:07
>>1It all started when they elected a black emperor. They had a women/gay uprising. Women and gays were wanting to be treated as equals. There was a lot of talk about more than 2 genders also.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 00:13
7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 00:22
Rome fell because of Corruption on a scale rarely seen.
The basics are as follows:
1) Provincial governors were given the task of raising taxes.
2) They took bungs from the wealthy to under tax.
3) They skimmed from the taxes they did collect.
4) They hired mercenaries to transport taxes to Rome, who also skimmed from the pot.
5) By the time the tax take got to Rome it was sometimes only half what should have been collected.
6) Rome was forced to increase tax levels.
7) More people paid bungs to avoid paying full taxes.
8) return to 2)
That coupled with the Land Grant awarded to Veterans as the retired meant that Rome had to constantly fund expansionist campaigns to provide more land for Veteran settlements. Land in Italy was too expensive (especially given ever decreasing tax take) and even in the settled and peaceful Provinces (where governors grew fat and wealthy on the spoils of corruption) land (often owned by those same corrupt governors) was becoming too expensive to purchase for Veteran settlements.
So Rome was hit with the problems of ever increasing costs and ever decreasing tax revenues.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 00:36
>>7The most critical result of this increasingly massive financial deficit was that the imperial government simply couldn't adequately respond to the combined pressures of climate change (mini Ice Age) and the resulting migration of tribes into imperial lands in the early 5th Century.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 00:43
Lack of modern communication for a corrupt empire of that size.
The far-flung extremities of the empire had little incentive to remain loyal, no consequences for doing whatever they liked, and barbarians always on their doorstep.
Modern communications+faster transport could have helped.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 00:48
>>3Have a Masters from a Russell group uni in Classics, bro i'm telling you the Romans loved bumming. Kids would often shag old scholars in exchange for tuition.
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