For 6 years, I have had you all fooled. I have convinced everyone on this website that I a either a badass vigilante, a violent buddhist, a militant christian or an uncaring son that wont even go to his father's funeral. But, that has all been lies. I am none of those things. I am a troll.
Perhaps you were wondering a little about the real me? Well, in reality I am not a miliant religious nut, but I am a very successful businessman. I am cheif executive of a major company and a very powerful global businessman. What Do I do? I make money and fuck women.
I feel it is only right that I finally take off my troll mask and reveal a little about the real me.

Pretty sure we all knew you were an idiot troll.

Now you're lying about being successful though.

Don't you know that lies make baby jesus cry?

What Do I do? I make money and fuck women.

Seems our moral compasses are aligned the same way.....settled on one chosen love-match eventually, but with you on that being the way to live.

Thanks for opening up, cheif.

Monopoly money doesn't count.

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How 'bout "How fulfilling are your hobbies, if you have any?"

Yes. This life is a joke/illusion/dream/simulation. We signed up for it, with one condition, we can't remember that we are eternal beings "dreaming" of a physical life. We can't bring any of our eternal knowledge with us here because a) it's too overwhelming and would cripple the person b)we're being tested on how and what we will do in the absence of our eternal knowledge (amnesic ignorance). This life feels so real because we are committed to the dream by design.