1) Every lefty is a Lib

2) Bringing up somebody who's done something even remotely similar is a good way to excuse a currenf politician's bad behavior/actions

3) SuperFratBoyExtreme wants people to say something funny while he goes out for a smoke, to the store, to the bathroom, etc...

4) 18 year olds aren't teenagers

5) GothPuff, who isn't The Road Warrior but has the same CV, is an intellectual giant who sits here most days and nights calling people "dopey"

6) You're a pussy if you don't take him up on his $50k bet

7) DBOTY stands for douche bag of the year

8) SuperFratBoyExtreme wears Capri pants and delivers pizza via bicycle

9) RedCream has said

10) Skankhunt42 will go down in history as the poster who was always #1 in having no life...I mean in posts here

11) Ivan Drago runs away with his tail between his legs whenever a woman gets near him.

12) SuperFratBoyExtreme is #1 in bumping his/her own threads

13) You can ask what everyone's favorite ice cream flavor is, and RedCream will ask you why you hate america and love terrorists

14) SpaceMonkeyMafia used to shill for $ at hotel site reviews

15) Unless Spackler has started a RIP thread, a celebrity didn't die

16) Celebs fear AngstyMcSkullFace

17) RedCream is Joe Nigger

18) SuperFratBoyExtreme thinks most women are hot, brah

19) Salon articles are "POWERFUL"

20) No matter how humorous this OP is intended to be, most of y'all will tell me how unfunny it is

21) - 100) This is not funny.

Yeah, see #20.

Yeah, I was being facetious.

OK. It's difficult, in most situations here, to determine if someone is being facetious or not, as I'll post something and at the end ask things, like people not deflect, or bring up something else, which goes ignored.

My apologies for my lack of clarity

No apology needed. But thanks, anyway.

21) Your husband is a bum

You smell as bad as my bum.

And GothPuff claims she hates you, but is still love with you. She hates me and has me on ignore, but not you because she wants to have sex with you.

These "100 things I learned" lists are no longer the /newpol/ trend.
Haven't been for some time.

So that would be 22) then.

Or 23 if you want to count in my reply to SFBE.

Which would be my 24) then.

24) The Master is super lonely and has no life and will just go on and on about every little damn dumb detail of everything she is up to and drive us all crazy because of it.

25) SFBE is a self hating Mexican racist and posts some really dumb stuff on here.

26) RedCream calls everyone stupid when he is the one who is stupid.

27) Jimmy Savile is a manic depressive.

28) RedCream is FAKE of RedCream!

29) SHINI LASER wasn't really SHINI LASER.

30) Hillary Clinton will never be president.

31) Anti-Semitism is fashionable again.

>>15
24a. Ironing is one way of sublimating an obsession with another poster.

24b) Sfbe is actually bipolar.

:)

1000) Lots of former Billary supporters are feeling major regret for not having realized on time that she was a weak candidate and therefore they contributed to the election of monster, subhuman, con man The Klump.

I have said!

4) 18 year olds aren't teenagers

:) I forgot, who was it who was claiming that???

Certainly was hilarious!

Deadman. Such a not-so-oldie but hysterical goodie.

That was denifinely a goodie! Nice to know that we still got a few great gems in our final days

32) Barry was the best President ever and if you disagree you are a racist
33) Donnie will be the worst President ever and if you disagree you are a misogynist

Those are 2 that any outsider/lurker would conclude from this board.

34) Anyone who critiques or criticizes Donnie in the slightest way is a 'lefty LIB'

Ah, that's one of my favorites. I should've included it in my OP. Duh!

35) RINOs are any and every GOP voter and politician who aren't Donnie supporters

#42 it's easier to piss off your porch instead of using a toilet.

>>27
SFBE can attest to that.

So can I because it's so true and I sometimes do it...

#43 Never reference Trump to Darth Vader.

#44 Never reference the Trumps to Rita and Lord Zedd from Power Rangers.

Star Wars fandom & MMPR fans are not big fans on those.

10) The Master will go down in history as the poster who was always #1 in having no life...I mean in posts here

Ahem. I've been number one poster at least twice, and my all-time record was something like 2,100 posts in a single week, which, in fact, may be a board record.

However, The Master almost certainly has more Most Weekly Posts win than anyone.

>>31
Nope, AngstyMcSkullFace (later changed to SuperFratBoyExtreme) from the lounge board has you beat by over 1,000 posts.

he literally posted over 3,000 posts in a single week.