I once went onto the beachfront in Port Douglas, in far north Queensland, and there was this man selling fresh pineapple juice.

I have to say, it was the most delicious thing I have ever tasted.

I have to say, it was the most delicious thing I have ever tasted.

Yeah, but you lived your life eating British food. You haven't exactly been spoiled by too much fine dining.

Translation:

You found a glory hole at a tropically-themed Fire Island restroom, and drank some jizz hot from the pipe.

Your second sentence, I have no doubt, is exactly true.